Truth about my past!
Todd: just call me up when you need something to beat on for a while
me: awww, you're so altruistic
me: such a good father
Todd: haha
me: I'll need you to kick some sense into me once in a while
Todd: you know, i gotta take care of my kids
me: yay
Todd: otherwise the world will go insane
me: yea, cuz you got like a million children
me: illegitimate children
Todd: i know.... sorry, your father was a slut
me: I'm like... your bastard child
me: damn
Todd: sorry, i don't know your mom yet
me: haha... who recovered me then?
Todd: i dunno, i just got some legal note in the mail and you in a crib on my porch
Todd: "you owe me child support for the last 5 years. oh, and here's camie"