18 years of education have taught me well.
me: you're gonna have a trail of gay guys following you home, worshipping you
Jerome: hahah
Jerome: aww are u saying i'm a catch?
Jerome: my self esteem went thru the roof
me: hahaha
me: it's ok, I'm paid to make people feel better
Jerome: o yea
Jerome: damn
Jerome: it's not the truth
me: "you are a catch" for 200 dollars
me: "you are a fiiiine catch" for 250
Jerome: hahahh
Jerome: for $1,000, i want to be brad pitt
me: haha
me: well, i'm not the person you would go to to become brad pitt
me: try the cosmetic surgeon down the hallway