Christine: roomie is cold
Christine: and lonely
Christine: and needs SD like no other
me: you need not be lonely
me: I'm here with wide open arms
me: and a pair of stinky feet
Christine: erm
Christine: i shall bring a clothespin
Christine: and the world shall be happy again
me: this one?
Christine: yes
Christine: clothespin size must be proportional to stinkiness
Christine: it's perfect.