me: you got numbers [from the ladies at the party]?
jonchan726@gmail.com: no
me: oh. -disappointed-
jonchan726@gmail.com: sorry
me: :(
jonchan726@gmail.com: i creeped myself out
me: you have failed me
jonchan726@gmail.com: they were in college still
me: oh yea
jonchan726@gmail.com: i didn't want to be that guy
me: don't touch them; haha
me: no i think you're still in the safe zone
me: besides, you got money
me: so ... they might've been interested
jonchan726@gmail.com: hahaha
me: though, for monetary use
jonchan726@gmail.com: really?
me: it's not like we exited college that long ago
jonchan726@gmail.com: i don't think they're that kind of girl...
jonchan726@gmail.com: hahaha
me: though, for monetary use
jonchan726@gmail.com: really?
me: it's not like we exited college that long ago
jonchan726@gmail.com: i don't think they're that kind of girl...
me: haha
me: what, were they like puppy loving, tree-hugging, yoga-doing, volunteering vegans?
me: that walk barefoot
me: and donate their portions of time to environmental clubs and charities?
jonchan726@gmail.com: haha
jonchan726@gmail.com: yes
jonchan726@gmail.com:precisely
jonchan726@gmail.com: how did you know?