This one dates from 9/4/08 - the day I signed up for gchat. I stopped working at work ever since...

Todd: i got mr. "i type on the keyboard as if i was hitting it with a sledge hammer each" time behind me
Todd: i think i'm gonna go deaf
me: pretend you have tourettes
me: and accidentally sock him
me: during one of your jerks
Todd: hahahahahahaha