Work tales!
Ben: So what will you have today? EMG? Alpha?
me: EMG please.
Ben: You always do EMG.
me: I hate having paste in my hair with alpha... the only thing about EMG is that after the stress txt, I walk around feeling as if my forehead muscles have been glued together
Ben: You know what? I don't mean to be offensive, but that's the first girly thing I have ever heard you say