me: argh can I hitch a ride
Todd: where you at?
Todd: you want me to drive up to dansville kentucky?
me: *pauses* I hate you.
me: haha
Todd: i have that effect
me: my god, danville is in norcal
Todd: it's my mutant power
me: where people are cultured
me: and wealthy
me: thank you very much
me: hahaha
Todd: i know, $10 is a lot of money in kentucky
me: ...
me: *shakes fists*