Nelson: want anything from idaho?
me: potatoes?
Nelson: hmmm nope
me: then what is idaho good for?
me: mormons?
Nelson: yup
Nelson: you want a mormon boy?
me: if he is cute
me: sure
me: but he's converting
me: cuz i'm not
Nelson: ok.. so i'll find you a cute mormon outcast boy
me: ooh that sounds so sexy
Nelson: hmmm....
Nelson: good