me: What is there to give to an 81 y.o. healthy male (who happens to be my grandpa) for his birthday? Immortality?

elbandmonkey: you give him great grandchildren
me: haha, good one. you're so traditional
elbandmonkey: i just like the act of procreation

aquiera: OR! u should get him slippers!
me: ?
aquiera: old people love slippers
me: haha
aquiera: i dont know one old person that doesnt have like 50 slippers

Blancminded: u can give your grandpa a cake that only has 21 candles