Henry: want anything from japan?
me: a hot japanese guy at least 6'
me: maybe a hapa
me: they tend to be hotter
me: make sure he speaks japanese
me: fluently
Henry: i'm not sure he'll fit in my carry-on
Henry: lol
me: haha
Henry: and i may be trying to sneak back a 5' hapa girl
Henry: and i'm pretty sure the smuggling is limited to 1 per person
me: oh, try the circus
me: someone very flexible
me: hmm
me: yes!