me: so
me: what do I need for the recipe
Jon: haha what do i get for telling you?
Jon: it's an ancient family secret
me: the priceless reward of helping a friend in need
me: and knowing that you've made a difference in this miserable dark lonely world
me: also it's Good Friday
me: you should be nice to me
Jon: i should be good to you, not nice
Jon: is that a priceless reward?
Jon: BRB
Jon: meeting
me: omg
me: when am I gonna get the recipe