I have weird friends, especially the Berkeley ones...cuckoo

ckaka121025: mami says you're working at chevron?
J0HNNy W Hy: i am i am
ckaka121025: what do you do there?
ckaka121025: smell gas?
J0HNNy W Hy: i make gas
J0HNNy W Hy: duhhh
ckaka121025: ewwww
ckaka121025: computer-related?
J0HNNy W Hy: eh? no
J0HNNy W Hy: i just fart all day long
ckaka121025: ...