I was reading my old xanga entries and recovered this conversation from 1/19/2005 I had with Dr. JP... Such a colorful stats professor...
Dr JP: Just remember, I'm from IOWA
me: hmmm... uh-huh *confused look*
Dr JP: You know where that is, right? Midwest; where the cows are from... MOO! MOO! Say "Iowa" for me.
me: I-O-WA. *blink blink*
Dr JP: Good, just remember it! See you tomorrow. *walks back to his office*
me: Yea... *looks over at one of his grad students who overheard the entire conversation; he flashes a grin at me*