Will: transcript
Judge: so you ran a red light
Judge: looks like you were making a right turn
Will: yea
Judge: how do you plea?
Will: guilty
Judge:okay, so you are not eligible for traffic school
Judge: its like you are going for a post graduate degree in traffic school you've gone so much
Will: laugh
Judge:here's what i can do, i'll reduce your fine to 275
Will: *laugh* thanks i'll go and post bail now
Will: end of story
Will: everyone in the court room was laughing
Will: it was great