Cashier: *looks at my purchase* What is this?
me: It's pear cider!
Cashier: Pear cider? Ohhhh girrrly beer...
me: Hey! There is absolutely nothing wrong with that... haha!
Cashier: There is no alcohol in this drink.
me: Well I like my beers light and fruity.
Cashier: Light and fruity? Haha, well I hope that is not how you like your men...