Mother dearest.
Mom: So, any boyfriends lately?
me: Nope.
Mom: It's probably because you are always running away seeing other friends that you scare away your potentials.
me: Well, I have a lot of friends to see.
Mom: Aiiiyo, because you have so many friends that guys think you are taken. You should just move home and find someone here.
me: ...

So, that does not really follow any logical premises... This adds to the ever growing list of reasons not to move back home.