Drunken tales.
Jerome: i think the worst for me was the day before my final day at my old job
Jerome: i went out to college night
Jerome: had a lot of shots
me: oh damn!
Jerome: and i was like i cant do anymore
me: awwwwww!
Jerome: but then my friends bought me another patron shot
me: ugggh!
Jerome: and she was like.. ok if u take this, then u can take the lime from my mouth
Jerome: (she's hot)
Jerome: i was like.. ah damnit
me: daaaaamn!
Jerome: so i took it
me: did you get to? take the lime from her mouth?
Jerome: yea i did
me: are you still friends with this hot chick?
Jerome: yea
me: sweeet
me: good job!
Jerome: passed out at the club
me: awwww!
Jerome: went back to their house
Jerome: but i stayed up
me: oh good
Jerome: couldnt sleep
Jerome: had to be at work at 8am
me: oof
me: were you ok at worK?
Jerome: drove from their place to my house
Jerome: at 7am
Jerome: felt sick
me: awww
Jerome: puked at 7:50
me: damn
Jerome: went to work on my last day
Jerome: and we had a meeting
Jerome: i still reeked of alcohol
me: ooof
Jerome: everyone was all making fun of me
Jerome: haha
Jerome: and i was a zombie the rest of the day
me: awww
me: well its your last day
me: it's not a bad way to exit
Jerome: that was the worst.. having to stay up thru the meeting and everything
Jerome: ahah
Jerome: yea
Jerome: my boss got a kick out of it
me: awwwww, at least it was memorable
Jerome: haha
Jerome: yea