Yea I feel really stupid. I just found out that nelsonbradley is not an AIM robot... I mean, how good can an AIM robot get? ><

ckaka121025: so
A Z N dimple3: kinky.

SIMPLE MATH

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

beadyeyedbassist: hmmm, so you're coming up on a sunday
beadyeyedbassist: -bites lip-
ckaka121025: oh she did change her number
beadyeyedbassist: what did you guys wanna do while you're here?
beadyeyedbassist: -nods-
ckaka121025: watch u strip dance
beadyeyedbassist: if you guys come up on saturday, i can take you clubbing
beadyeyedbassist: oh baby, you don't even need to come up for that
beadyeyedbassist: all we need is a web cam and a smidgen less decency
ckaka121025: WOHOO!!!!!

CharlieHsieh: nah
CharlieHsieh: i very partial to cut pinkies

ckaka121025: -yawn-
ckaka121025: still chiseling away those hwk problems?
j0hnnywhy: haha
j0hnnywhy: yes
j0hnnywhy: chiseling in a cave
j0hnnywhy: with them bears
j0hnnywhy: in the wilderness
j0hnnywhy: with my labtop
ckaka121025: for some odd reason, I could picture that and u fit right in
j0hnnywhy: haha
j0hnnywhy: thanks
j0hnnywhy: i can always count on u
j0hnnywhy: for these things...
ckaka121025: aww I'm touched. that's what friends are for
j0hnnywhy: except for u
j0hnnywhy: you're for eating