Random Quote:
me: I will hate you for the rest of your life if you actually put down an all vegan diet for me on the wedding invitation.

me: now it's my turn to be shameless
guess what's today?
jonchan726: it's not your birthday
me: it is SO my birthday
jonchan726: i refuse to believe it!
i need proof
me: What?!
want me to copy my driver's license or something?!