gotfrank: yeah it's cool
gotfrank: it's not lying...it's presenting favorable information
gotfrank: and ignoring unfavorable information
me: haha
me: like I have a nice ass but never mind the fact that it's hairy
me: something like that?

gotfrank: hmm
gotfrank: yes
me: hahaha
gotfrank: and if they mention how hairy it is, spin it such that you say it's hairy gotfrank: so it stays warm
gotfrank: it's also very soft...like fleece

me: my god...
I think you're in love w/him
Jason: yeah, i'd totally hit that if he had the body of milla jovovich, the personality of scarlet johanson, and money of oprah
if only...