Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Todd: anyhow, i feel for you peoples that have to drink that stuff to function
me: WAHAHAHAHA
Todd: that is because you let life run you, instead the opposite
Todd: so says the todd. but i don't know anything, so i guess it's meaningless
me: tell me that again when I OD

me: I'm looking at this pic
me: of her sitting next to a guy
me: that loosely resembled Jon
me: http://www.queenrania.jo/
me: it's the fourth picture from the bottom
me: I was like, ... Jon?
Todd: it's a sign from god
Todd: that you messed up
Todd: cuz now he's with the queen of jordan

Sunday, January 28, 2007

SO NOT FAIR! I want to play tennis too, but I can't :(

elbandmonkey: i'm such a tease
ckaka121025: *GASP*
ckaka121025: omg I hate you
ckaka121025: I SO want to play
elbandmonkey: and i'm guessing you're at mcgill, no?
elbandmonkey: hahah
ckaka121025: but I have SO MUCH crap to do
ckaka121025: no I'm at home
elbandmonkey: bring on the hate
elbandmonkey: cause i know it's all love
elbandmonkey: oh no
elbandmonkey: ganbatte, camie
ckaka121025: Yea, you sure will feel the love when I start choking you like crazy
elbandmonkey: make some origami swans if you must
elbandmonkey: ah
elbandmonkey: the touch of a woman
ckaka121025: *evil glare*
ckaka121025: and the seductive glare
elbandmonkey: haha!
elbandmonkey: yay
ckaka121025: trying to burn a hole in your head with my death glare
elbandmonkey: and i start the day with a bright smile
elbandmonkey: so you have three types of glares?
elbandmonkey: wow, you're a super hero(ine)
ckaka121025: I am a woman of multiple talents
ckaka121025: and versatility
elbandmonkey: kakaka

Saturday, January 06, 2007

At the movie theater...
Kat: So that's the movie me and Amy watched...
me: That movie?
Cashier over the mike: It's "Amy and I" by the way...
Kat: ... HEY! Just because you're an English major...
me: *ROFL* hahahahaha!
...
me: You know, he was probably a high school student
Kat: Yea, it's sad
me: And what are we? Post graduate professionals who don't know their English

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

me: argh can I hitch a ride
Todd: where you at?
Todd: you want me to drive up to dansville kentucky?
me: *pauses* I hate you.
me: haha
Todd: i have that effect
me: my god, danville is in norcal
Todd: it's my mutant power
me: where people are cultured
me: and wealthy
me: thank you very much
me: hahaha
Todd: i know, $10 is a lot of money in kentucky
me: ...
me: *shakes fists*