elbandmonkey: you would make a perfect crack dealer

You know you are eating at an exquisite Japanese restaurant when...

Don: one guy ordered some prawny looking thing
Don: apparently he didn't realize he ordered it raw
Don: when it crawled off the plate
Don: a bunch of guys freaked out

On the famous quote by MLK, Jr. "If you can't fly, run; if you can't run, walk; if you can't walk, crawl."

Will: so what if you can't crawl?
me: haha i thought about that too
me: MLK would probably say something like
me: well then you're doomed, brother
Will: stare your opponent down
Will: no
Will: smile
Will: haha
Will: so gandhi
me: or something like, go find yourself a malcolm x
me: he can solve the problem, brotha
Will: that's so bad
Will: mlk was pacifist right?
me: yes he was
me: haha
me: he could have been a closet pugilist

Happy MLK, Jr. Day! On a serious note, we truly have come a long way since MLK's time. Had he survived the assassination attempt, I think he would have been proud of our current progress, however little it might seem at times.

Jason: The way I see it, if a pet dies from a chicken bone it's evolution taking its course. If we just do nothing, eventually pets will evolve a fear of chicken bones just like I fear photo-enforced intersections and furbys. Who are we to stand in nature's way?

me: oh gosh re: your comment on chicken and evolution
2 funny... you do have a point
but I guess it's just hard when you've invested so much
you wouldn't let your down syndrome brother or sister walk down a bridge
or jump off a bridge
now would you...

Jason: nah i'd probably smother them in the crib and save us both that heartbreak

me: haha
me: duly noted.

Jason: yup, be happy you're not my down-syndrome sibling

me: how blessed I am

Don: one of these trips, i'll actually pack ahead of time
me: haha
me: sounds like a plan
Don: normal people debate which clothes to bring to vegas
Don: meanwhile i'm debating which hockey sticks to bring
me: hahaha

Will: transcript
Judge: so you ran a red light
Judge: looks like you were making a right turn
Will: yea
Judge: how do you plea?
Will: guilty
Judge:okay, so you are not eligible for traffic school
Judge: its like you are going for a post graduate degree in traffic school you've gone so much
Will: laugh
Judge:here's what i can do, i'll reduce your fine to 275
Will: *laugh* thanks i'll go and post bail now
Will: end of story
Will: everyone in the court room was laughing
Will: it was great