ckaka121025 (2:24:59 PM): i scared away my first examinee, me so sad
JayRo81 (2:25:08 PM): scared away?
ckaka121025 (2:25:11 PM): the examinee came back from lunch and refused further testing
ckaka121025 (2:25:12 PM):
JayRo81 (2:25:17 PM): did u wear a freddy mask?
JayRo81 (2:25:25 PM): aww
JayRo81 (2:25:32 PM): u were too harsh
ckaka121025 (2:25:52 PM): well I thought the chain saw was endearing
ckaka121025 (2:26:12 PM): but maybe not for others
JayRo81 (2:26:26 PM): some ppl just cant take a joke

ckaka121025 (7:21:54 PM): don't starve because of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TheNuclearBuM (7:22:02 PM): but... but......
TheNuclearBuM (7:22:13 PM): i will starve for you because you are you
TheNuclearBuM (7:22:27 PM): i was trying to go somewhere with this, but i kinda got lost
TheNuclearBuM (7:22:34 PM): lemme retry this
TheNuclearBuM (7:23:15 PM): i will starve for you for you are there for me and i will be there for you. together, we complete a circle. together we starve
TheNuclearBuM (7:23:27 PM): that still didn't come out that well
TheNuclearBuM (7:23:28 PM): haha
ckaka121025 (7:23:32 PM): it's kinda sad
ckaka121025 (7:23:36 PM): a tragic circle
ckaka121025 (7:23:46 PM): and a circle that makes me really hungry

Making plans has never been easy...
me: hey
me: let's go eat
Johnny: okay
Johnny: pick me up
me: can you pick me up
me: ugh
me: haha I said it first!
Johnny: i said it first
me: hahaha
me: you're no fun
Johnny: what did u say
me: I'm hungry
Johnny: oh
Johnny: pick me up then
me: no pick me up
me: I'm tired
Johnny: i asked first
me: no I did
me: you just... typed faster
Johnny: i'm tired of arguing
me: ok, pick me up
Johnny: no!

Another typical day in Johnny's world.
j0hnnywhy (3:09:49 PM): i'm listening to some death metal
ckaka121025 (3:12:41 PM): ...
ckaka121025 (3:12:42 PM): lovely
j0hnnywhy (3:13:12 PM): yeah, i get up and start screaming profanities every 5 minutes
ckaka121025 (3:13:16 PM): hahahaha
j0hnnywhy (3:13:24 PM): it's pretty great
ckaka121025 (3:13:35 PM): I'll bet

Desperate measures.
Jerome: who wants to work?!!!
Jerome: raise ur hand!
Jerome: at MONDO GELATOOOO
Jerome: tonighhhhhtttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerome: afterparty at a nearby restaurant!!!!

Bursting her bubble at a young age. Better sooner than later, I figured.
(While babysitting and watching HS Musical with M--the cutest 8 year old girl)
me: You know what, M?
M: What?
me: Boys are not going to do that, like sing on the balcony for you.
M: Really? Why is that?
me: Because boys... just don't think it's a guy thing to do. So no matter how much we want them to show up in our balcony, singing their hearts to us, they're not going to do it.
M: (sounding disappointed) Ohh...

Johnny: happy birthday!
me: ...
me: thanks
me: ...
me: but it's not today
Johnny: oh, yeah i know
Johnny: that was for next year
me: thanks...

Daniel: do you remember the guys doing pullups on your stairs?

&

Daniel: you were very proud of the rice krispy treat
Daniel: yeah
Daniel: very proud
Daniel: hahah
me: haha
me: I was very proud of it?
me: haha
me: why was I proud?
Daniel: "loook guys, yuuum"
me: haha I said that?
me: how lame is that

me: so what else...
Daniel: you also stuck the plastic dog tongue in your mouth
me: I remember that
Daniel: so no one tried it afterwards
me: that tasted nasty
me: yuck

Johnny: wow...
Johnny: are u changing sides now?
Johnny: all your scandalous stuff happened with girls

Party tales.
Ali: You remember me holding you down when Janet slapped you [on the ass] 24 times?

Will: i'm gonna start a male escort service
Will: so i'm gonna have to charge you next time you want me to come to your party
Will: lol
me: a sexless male escort?
me: how neat is that!

Jerome: are u saying you're available this weekend?
me: no
me: not at all
Jerome: ok
me: not working this weekend
Jerome: so 9:15ish friday then?
me: my friend from norcal is visiting
me: no
Jerome: what time saturday?
me: no no no no
me: the answer is no
me: ahhhh!
Jerome: anytime?
Jerome: ok
me: GAAAAH!
Jerome: i'll pencil you in
Jerome: u want to work sunday too?
Jerome: wow
Jerome: ur crazy
me: omg
Jerome: if u insist
me: ><
me: you are a terrible boss
Jerome: u want to pay US money for working?
me: I quit
Jerome: wow ur so nice
me: gah!
Jerome: no i dont want any ice tea
me: BAH!

ckaka121025 (4:22:43 PM): tomorrow's pretty busy too, I'm testing my first case, well technically 2nd
JayRo81 (4:22:55 PM): w/ real ppl?
ckaka121025 (4:22:58 PM): lol, yes
JayRo81 (4:23:07 PM): not fake ppl?
ckaka121025 (4:23:08 PM): instead of wooden puppets
JayRo81 (4:23:17 PM): amazing
ckaka121025 (4:23:27 PM): I know.

Well-put.
Savi: I would never sue a girl for sexual harassment.