me: I'm gonna go get my cleansing ritual now, aka yoga
Jerome: fun fun
Jerome: yoga is painful
me: fun fun fun, not just fun fun
me: haha yea, well i do the easy stuff
Jerome: i subtracted one fun
Jerome: due to the pain
me: not the put my ankle behind my neck
Jerome: docked fun points
me: fine,
me: fun fun
Jerome: exactly
Jerome: fantasy football.. no pain
me: no gain
Jerome: no gain either
me: good. glad we have accomplished that.
me: ok bye!
Jerome: fat free and sugar free
Jerome: bye
me: sorbets and soy
Jerome: goddamnit ur fired
Jerome: sorbet is french
me: what
me: sorbetto
Jerome: ok ok
me: geeez
Jerome: dont make that mistake again

Jerome: hold on i'm reading ur facebook
me: lol.
me: dude.
Jerome: seeing if anything changed in the last 10 mins
me: ...
me: dude
Jerome: haha
me: get a life

Johnny: Where is my McDreamy?
me: He's in my bed.
Johnny: You bitch.

Well you guys know I sit at home and watch porn...
me: haha, who's jenna jameson?
Jerome: are u kidding me
me: blink
Jerome: blink x 2
Jerome: haha she's the most famous pornstar
Jerome: ever
me: ah.
me: well I don't sit at home and watch porn stars
Jerome: would u like to see some of her work?
Jerome: jk
me: *cough*
Jerome: haha
me: yes please
Jerome: just google her
me: already did
me: she looks vaguely like the girl in my dreams
Jerome: whoa
me: er I mean guy
me: hahaha
me: jk
Jerome: aww
Jerome: that was a tease
me: hahaha
Jerome: it went from good mental image to really bad
me: where was the turning point?
Jerome: the peak was 7:03:42
Jerome: the valley was 7:03:53

Jerome: ok a customer just said that u cant trust the chinese cuz they poison their dogs and pollute the air
Jerome: he said that to me
me: HAHAHHAHA
me: did you tell him that you are chinese?
Jerome: no i didnt
Jerome: i want him to come back
me: should have been like,
me: hi I'm Chinese
me: but I guarantee you that I don't kill puppies in the back
Jerome: no, i shoulda said.. yea i hate those chinese, us koreans are very nice tho
me: haha
me: fuck those chinks
me: they take over all of our business
me: you should have started throwing things
Jerome: fucking commies
me: like that scene from white castle
Jerome: haha
me: where the black guy was like
me: I'm gonna burn this motherfucking place down

Nelson: want anything from idaho?
me: potatoes?
Nelson: hmmm nope
me: then what is idaho good for?
me: mormons?
Nelson: yup
Nelson: you want a mormon boy?
me: if he is cute
me: sure
me: but he's converting
me: cuz i'm not
Nelson: ok.. so i'll find you a cute mormon outcast boy
me: ooh that sounds so sexy
Nelson: hmmm....
Nelson: good

So racist!
Ali: For some reason, brown eggs just taste better than white eggs.
me: Is it because you're brown?

me: hey sorry I missed your call the other day
Denise C: oh it's all good
Denise C: i don't like you that much either
Denise C: hahaha
me: ouch, lol