ckaka121025: still jewish right?
ckaka121025: goldberg?
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: goldman
theHumbug: yes, still very jewish indeed!
ckaka121025: schlotzman
theHumbug: hahah
ckaka121025: katz
ckaka121025: actually
ckaka121025: just randomly put a z somewhere
ckaka121025: and you get a jewish name
ckaka121025: right?
theHumbug: that's actually the secret
ckaka121025: and a man
ckaka121025: haha
theHumbug: you're now an insider
ckaka121025: now I should start another jewish genocide
ckaka121025: jk
ckaka121025: that was a horrible joke :-(
theHumbug: hahaha
theHumbug: well its about time for another
theHumbug: its been long enough

pSicOpATa 2: not like our old friend uncle jager
pSicOpATa 2: he knows how to treat us right
ckaka121025: and our auntie red bull
pSicOpATa 2: haha yeah
pSicOpATa 2: such a cute couple
ckaka121025: cute couple with cute kids
ckaka121025: such a blaster
ckaka121025: such a bomb
pSicOpATa 2: yeah
pSicOpATa 2: haha

This is why I'm never going to med school. I wouldn't want to end up like him.
LouMDPhD83: arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LouMDPhD83: ahr har
LouMDPhD83: nar
LouMDPhD83: blar
LouMDPhD83: far
LouMDPhD83: car
LouMDPhD83: par
LouMDPhD83: tar
LouMDPhD83: war
LouMDPhD83: jar
LouMDPhD83: hardy har har
LouMDPhD83: qwerty is so dirrrty
LouMDPhD83: makes me all so flirty
LouMDPhD83: puts me on a journey
LouMDPhD83: to point mcburney
LouMDPhD83: that's where it hurts
LouMDPhD83: when your appendix burst
LouMDPhD83: who do you see first?
LouMDPhD83: dr louis, not a nurse
LouMDPhD83: arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ckaka121025: o_O
LouMDPhD83: i'm a little bit demented
ckaka121025: yea... just a bit
LouMDPhD83: in your mind, has that not cemented
LouMDPhD83: it's been 2 weeks since i've vented
LouMDPhD83: and no movies have i rented
ckaka121025: ...
LouMDPhD83: flashcards everywhere
LouMDPhD83: over in my bed and in my underwear
LouMDPhD83: with them i would so stare
LouMDPhD83: my eyes on them like diaphragm on liver triangle, bare
ckaka121025: haha oh man
LouMDPhD83: then i want to watch 24
LouMDPhD83: that camie wishes i won't ignore
LouMDPhD83: for them i try to make time for
LouMDPhD83: but they are still sitting in my drawer
LouMDPhD83: on the tv goes but what an eye sore
LouMDPhD83: another proactive commercial, oh i adore
ckaka121025: med school has taught you how to rhyme
ckaka121025: I'm so proud
LouMDPhD83: "scrub your face with solution 1, or
LouMDPhD83: it will not work to clean out your pores"
ckaka121025: lol
LouMDPhD83: i will be able to battle anyone now
LouMDPhD83: from biggie smalls to a big ass cow
LouMDPhD83: onamatopeia big bang and pow
LouMDPhD83: and invest all my money into the dow

That bastard has not changed one bit. :-p
Zerodown66: oh are you doing the Qualcomm thing?
ckaka121025: I think so.
ckaka121025: I might not pour beer though
Zerodown66: dammit I wish I could be there!
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: to give you head?
Zerodown66: yeah
Zerodown66: dammit
ckaka121025: hahaha
Zerodown66: I need some head
ckaka121025: *pours*
Zerodown66: liz just isn't putting out
Zerodown66: enough beer
ckaka121025: AHAHAHAHAHA

Stay in China Panda, where all the rest of your kin are. Eat lots of bamboo too.
ckaka121025: are you gonna get a gf there?
ckaka121025: hehe
jiabaoyu1984: yea that would be wise wouldnt it?
ckaka121025: hahaha
jiabaoyu1984: and then live in three months
jiabaoyu1984: leave*
ckaka121025: they'd latch onto you
ckaka121025: so they could get that american citizenship
jiabaoyu1984: which is sad cuz there are sooo many good prospects here
ckaka121025: maybe you should just live in china
ckaka121025: i'll think of a way to dispose the parakeets
jiabaoyu1984: u have such great moral fortitude camie
jiabaoyu1984: HEY!!!!!
ckaka121025: i'm being realistic

ckaka121025: eeeh my life lacks excitement
ckaka121025: I should do something fun
ckaka121025: something outrageous
canasianUCLA: .....like turn lesbian
canasianUCLA: nobody would see that coming
ckaka121025: am I really that heterosexual?
canasianUCLA: haha, actually, you're right...it may not be that surprising...

Auto response from ckaka121025: early dinner, maybe?

ckaka121025: so I'm not that heterosexual?
ckaka121025: which is it?
canasianUCLA: maybe tomboy....borderline lesbian
canasianUCLA: you'd probably be the male in the relationship

Last name 101
SLanted Edge: cam-wei
ckaka121025: kj
SLanted Edge: bah kj-wei
ckaka121025: christ offer
ckaka121025: john
SLanted Edge: haha u knw u spell it wrong
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: wait
ckaka121025: I'm not done yet
ckaka121025: christ offer(s) john a baptism
ckaka121025: in ngan river
ckaka121025: ok now i'm just being weird
SLanted Edge: hahaha
ckaka121025: was it nile river
SLanted Edge: u spelled my name wrong
ckaka121025: or river jordan
ckaka121025: it's ok, cami-wei is no where near how my name is spelled
ckaka121025: no one is perfect here
SLanted Edge: hahahah'
SLanted Edge: im just saying if u ever get tired of ure real chinese name, u can hook up the cam-wei
SLanted Edge: u dont' knw how to spell my name huh
ckaka121025: krisoffer john
ckaka121025: patrick
SLanted Edge: still wrong
ckaka121025: something something
ckaka121025: ngan
ckaka121025: kristoffer
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: kristopher
SLanted Edge: still wrong
ckaka121025: KJ
SLanted Edge: hahah
SLanted Edge: kristoffer is right
ckaka121025: haha
SLanted Edge: its jon
ckaka121025: oh
ckaka121025: short for jonathan?
SLanted Edge: no
SLanted Edge: haha do u think i can afford to lengthen any of my names
ckaka121025: you should be glad you're not like russian
SLanted Edge: russina?
ckaka121025: or one of those europeans w/long last names
ckaka121025: like
ckaka121025: they would say
SLanted Edge: ohhh
ckaka121025: that you're the son of blah blah blah
SLanted Edge: f-that
ckaka121025: or
SLanted Edge: how about thai
ckaka121025: in russia
ckaka121025: it would be like
ckaka121025: -ya if you were a girl
ckaka121025: or in iceland
ckaka121025: ander-son, if you were the son of ander
ckaka121025: well not necessarily in iceland
ckaka121025: but ancient times
SLanted Edge: i woudl be
SLanted Edge: King-san
SLanted Edge: haha
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: your thai name would be like,
ckaka121025: a bunch of syllables tied together
ckaka121025: looks cool but hard to read
SLanted Edge: thai names suck
ckaka121025: Tawaudmanurpukuldilok
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: here's a real thai last name
ckaka121025: Udtamadilok
SLanted Edge: i hate thai names
SLanted Edge: sooo long

Tales of the past. Yea bf #1 really is getting fatter, and that for some demented reason makes me feel avenged.
ckaka121025: I remember when a situation similar to this happened to me back in HS
ckaka121025: I stayed up all night crying
ckaka121025: til I couldn't cry anymore
ckaka121025: then hours of insomnia followed
ckaka121025: I don't know how many times he made me cry
misomochi: but it only made you stronger
ckaka121025: yea
misomochi: like you and yvonne
ckaka121025: I just got so fed up with it
ckaka121025: and ditched him all together
ckaka121025: and now he's fat
ckaka121025: so there is justice
ckaka121025: in this world

Reprise.
ckaka121025: man oh man
ckaka121025: you're playing w/fire
pSicOpATa 2: std pee pee fire
ckaka121025: wee
ckaka121025: brown is the color of the gay man's pee pee
pSicOpATa 2: or just mexican pee pee

To mankind and beyond!
pSicOpATa 2: hehe, i think we used the same template
pSicOpATa 2: or a very similar one
ckaka121025: then I can guarantee you success
ckaka121025: and posterity
pSicOpATa 2: sweetness
ckaka121025: oops
ckaka121025: not posterity
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: prosperity

ckaka121025: wanna see my brain?
ckaka121025: *runs over*
Cuigy83: sure
Cuigy83: haha
Cuigy83: hole in your brain
Cuigy83 is away at 9:16:03 PM.
ckaka121025: it's a godsend gift

ckaka121025: so you're not getting any better?
pSicOpATa 2: i think i am
pSicOpATa 2: its become a dry cough again
ckaka121025: drink more water
ckaka121025: you need to flush it out of your system
pSicOpATa 2: i am drinking a lot of water
ckaka121025: keep peeing then
pSicOpATa 2: it burns when i do
pSicOpATa 2: i'm peeing fire
ckaka121025: have you checked w/your doctor?
pSicOpATa 2: haha j/k
ckaka121025: maybe it's something else
pSicOpATa 2: that would be sweet

Never too old for this kind of stuff!
ckaka121025: I made a rubberband ball though
ckaka121025: so that was cool
nelsobradley: oh fun
ckaka121025: my boss's daughter (age 6) loves it
ckaka121025: hehe
nelsobradley: i used to make them at around 6 too
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: well...
ckaka121025: I still make them
ckaka121025: around 22
nelsobradley: how do you start?
ckaka121025: at the tender age of 22

Uber political incorrect-ness
pSicOpATa 2: check out his conversation with todd
pSicOpATa 2: pSicOpATa 2: hey which one is better?
pSicOpATa 2: http://www.savagearms.com/markiif.htm
pSicOpATa 2: http://www.savagearms.com/markiig.htm
TheNuclearBuM: black one
TheNuclearBuM: brown is gay
pSicOpATa 2: pSicOpATa 2: that's the one i had before
pSicOpATa 2: i kinda like wood stocks now
pSicOpATa 2: anyway i'm gonna see if i can get mine fixed
pSicOpATa 2: the metal near the bolt is pretty fucked up though
TheNuclearBuM: cuz brown is the color of gay man's peepee after sex
pSicOpATa 2: or just mexican pee pee
ckaka121025: omg
ckaka121025: you guys just insulted the minority
ckaka121025: and the homosexual community
ckaka121025: in a couple of sentences
pSicOpATa 2: haha yeah. we're pretty good huh?
ckaka121025: lol
ckaka121025: brown is the color of gay man's peepee after sex
pSicOpATa 2: or just mexican peepee

UKSCLOUD: you have to explain one day what that death camp is -_-

Auto response from ckaka121025: Camie's Tennis Death Camp 2005

ckaka121025: it's extreme, it's intense
ckaka121025: it's mind blowing
ckaka121025: it knocks your socks off
UKSCLOUD: holy crap

Auto response from ckaka121025: Camie's Tennis Death Camp 2005

UKSCLOUD: that's corny
UKSCLOUD: yet intriguing!