Tuesday, December 30, 2008

theroundbottom (3:27:11 PM): <3
theroundbottom (3:27:13 PM): can't wait to be reuinted
ckaka121025 (3:27:38 PM): burnt bread man glares at you
theroundbottom (3:27:51 PM): MR POOPY!!
ckaka121025 (3:28:00 PM): BURNT BREAD MAn
ckaka121025 (3:28:05 PM): >o<
ckaka121025 (3:28:14 PM): burnt bread man palpitating
theroundbottom (3:28:40 PM): POOPITY POOP POOP
theroundbottom (3:28:44 PM): SO CUTE
ckaka121025 (3:29:45 PM): RAWR!
theroundbottom (3:31:11 PM): *HUG*
ckaka121025 (3:32:00 PM): *cries*
ckaka121025 (3:32:08 PM): *Camie cries with burnt bread man*
theroundbottom (3:32:25 PM): *roomie hugs milo and cackles with laughter*
ckaka121025 (3:32:38 PM): *Camie cries and laughs, and then cries some more*
theroundbottom (3:33:02 PM): excellent.
ckaka121025 (2:04:58 PM): so is this the same chick
ckaka121025 (2:05:03 PM): the swedish chick that you met
canasianUCLA (2:05:06 PM): yeah
canasianUCLA (2:05:10 PM): her name is megara
canasianUCLA (2:05:13 PM): i call her megatron
ckaka121025 (2:07:46 PM): cute
ckaka121025 (2:09:55 PM): megatron
ckaka121025 (2:10:00 PM): so she's born swedish
ckaka121025 (2:10:04 PM): or of swedish descent
canasianUCLA (2:10:14 PM): um, mother's swedish, father is american
ckaka121025 (2:10:17 PM): ah
canasianUCLA (2:10:18 PM): i think she grew up in spain
canasianUCLA (2:10:24 PM): then spent 3 yrs in sweden working
ckaka121025 (2:10:26 PM): I see
canasianUCLA (2:10:27 PM): now going to law school here
canasianUCLA (2:10:30 PM): yeah, very international
ckaka121025 (2:10:31 PM): megatron
canasianUCLA (2:10:33 PM): haha
ckaka121025 (2:10:34 PM): megamillion
canasianUCLA (2:10:36 PM): megatron =)
ckaka121025 (2:10:44 PM): megalotofmoney
ckaka121025 (2:11:03 PM): or megalotofmoneysoon
canasianUCLA (2:11:15 PM): i think she's actually quite well off
canasianUCLA (2:11:20 PM): she's into real estate or something
ckaka121025 (2:11:40 PM): megalreadyrichbutwillbewealthytoo
canasianUCLA (2:11:41 PM): maybe i'll hook me a sugar momma
canasianUCLA (2:11:59 PM): ok camie
canasianUCLA (2:12:09 PM): breathe


ckaka121025 (2:16:22 PM): my sister got me an amazon gift card
ckaka121025 (2:16:24 PM): I don't kno what to buy
canasianUCLA (2:17:00 PM): hmm....any CDs you want?
ckaka121025 (2:17:25 PM): no, I still have itunes gift card from my birthday
ckaka121025 (2:18:07 PM): how about a tall, hot, humorous, & emotionally stable male?
ckaka121025 (2:18:25 PM): I could use some, if not one, of those
canasianUCLA (2:18:26 PM): i'm all yours baby
ckaka121025 (2:18:30 PM): you're not tall
canasianUCLA (2:18:36 PM): taller than you!
ckaka121025 (2:18:43 PM): yea by like negative 3 inches
canasianUCLA (2:18:51 PM): only when you wear heels!
ckaka121025 (2:18:55 PM): hahaha
canasianUCLA (2:18:56 PM): cheater
ckaka121025 (2:18:58 PM): too funny

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

VYCChooker (1:54:47 PM): yikes - the mailman just dropped off mail on the porch and i'm sitting here in my underwear haha
ckaka121025 (1:54:55 PM): sexy
VYCChooker (1:55:03 PM): the blinds are sort of drawn...lol
ckaka121025 (1:55:34 PM): it's the allure
ckaka121025 (1:55:37 PM): that drives men crazy
VYCChooker (1:55:54 PM): oh you would know huh
VYCChooker (1:56:00 PM): they like being teased, right?
ckaka121025 (1:56:10 PM): of course

Monday, December 22, 2008

amusinglybored (9:50:00 AM): i had the most awesome, yet somewhat frighting dream ever
amusinglybored (9:50:25 AM): you know how some ppl have lucid dreams
ckaka121025 (9:50:28 AM): ok?
amusinglybored (9:50:34 AM): and get to control everything that they dream about?
amusinglybored (9:50:40 AM): i was always envoius of that
amusinglybored (9:50:43 AM): but this morning
ckaka121025 (9:50:44 AM): so you got one?
amusinglybored (9:50:47 AM): as i was taking my nap
amusinglybored (9:50:49 AM): it was amazing
amusinglybored (9:50:56 AM): i got to do everything i've ever wanted to do in a dream
ckaka121025 (9:51:02 AM): like what
ckaka121025 (9:51:03 AM): haha
amusinglybored (9:51:09 AM): flying
ckaka121025 (9:51:11 AM): nice
amusinglybored (9:51:14 AM): completely controlling it btw
amusinglybored (9:51:18 AM): and running super fast
amusinglybored (9:51:27 AM): and my body felt the force of it too
amusinglybored (9:51:34 AM): it was intense
amusinglybored (9:51:38 AM): then i woke up
amusinglybored (9:51:39 AM): and i couldn't move
amusinglybored (9:51:47 AM): for what seemed like an eon
ckaka121025 (9:52:17 AM): wow
ckaka121025 (9:52:18 AM): awesome
ckaka121025 (9:52:20 AM): I'm envious
ckaka121025 (9:52:32 AM): well I dreamt that I almost got abducted and raped
ckaka121025 (9:52:35 AM): so...
ckaka121025 (9:52:39 AM): so much for great dreams
amusinglybored (9:53:09 AM): it wasn't me right?
ckaka121025 (9:55:19 AM): no
ckaka121025 (9:55:22 AM): haha
amusinglybored (9:55:38 AM): good
amusinglybored (9:55:40 AM): :-D

Thursday, December 18, 2008

ckaka121025 (12:53:55 PM): oh jason, you're like a girlfriend trapped in a guy's body

canasianUCLA (12:55:28 PM): Geez camie, you leave me no choice. I have to cook for you. You never take me anywhere nice
ckaka121025 (12:55:38 PM): suck it up bitch
ckaka121025 (12:55:38 PM): haha
canasianUCLA (12:56:09 PM): i really want to hear you say that in real life someday, that would just totally make my day
ckaka121025 (12:56:15 PM): haha

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

hwgirl1979: ooh nice
you going to cook?
me: muahahahaha
hwgirl1979: haa
me: let's hope no one dies on christmas

Monday, December 15, 2008

When I told my roomie that she should read "The Confessions of Max Tivoli" b/c it'd make her cry her eyes out...
theroundbottom (9:45:06 PM):[Offline IM sent 15h and 36m ago] haha
theroundbottom (9:45:10 PM):[Offline IM sent 15h and 36m ago] cry my eyes out?
theroundbottom (9:45:14 PM):[Offline IM sent 15h and 36m ago] roomie that's not a very good incentive
theroundbottom (9:45:57 PM):[Offline IM sent 15h and 35m ago] i'll add it to my reading list

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Congratulations, you have caught up with my old age once again. ;)

Happy Birthday Song. I hope you are doing well.

Love, C

Thursday, December 11, 2008

I endured two shots today! I think I deserve a cookie, no, make that two cookies!

me: ugggh I don't like getting shots. :(
phlebotomist: aww, it's ok, me neither. It'll be quick.

-inserts the first needle into my right shoulder, then my left with the second needle-

me: oh you're good... you're very good. :)
phlebotomist: thanks! -beaming-
a medical assistant runs up to the room and says something indecipherable
phlebotomist: Oh oh I have to go -rushes out of the room-

-after a couple of minutes she comes back-

me: everything ok?
phlebotomist: Oh yea, just don't go to the lab -makes a face-
me: haha... wait, what?
phlebotomist: just kidding. bye!
ckaka121025 (12:14:37 PM): all right
ckaka121025 (12:14:48 PM): I know we always disagree on what's considered "good looking" for men
ckaka121025 (12:14:49 PM): http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/12/10/fashion/20081211-codes_5.html
ckaka121025 (12:14:56 PM): tell me which one of the two is more attractive
canasianUCLA (12:15:23 PM): camie, i wouldn't say we disagree so much as you're always wrong

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Not a funny post but interesting perspectives from my friend at Harvard:
GreatMIB1 (3:59:04 PM): im happy in my graduate program...mostly
GreatMIB1 (3:59:13 PM): but i wonder if another one wouldn't have actually fit better
GreatMIB1 (3:59:27 PM): still...im here now, im making the best of it....the bad stuff will always be there
GreatMIB1 (3:59:43 PM): if i had gone to duke i would have wondered if i should have chosen the more prestigious one
ckaka121025 (3:59:56 PM): yea, but I think you'll make the best out of it
ckaka121025 (4:00:01 PM): ... come on it's harvard
GreatMIB1 (4:00:18 PM): oh totally
ckaka121025 (4:00:21 PM): so awesome
GreatMIB1 (4:00:22 PM): but there are some radical things wrong w it
ckaka121025 (4:00:23 PM): I get to brag to people
GreatMIB1 (4:00:29 PM): they are ridiculously sexist still
ckaka121025 (4:00:33 PM): yea I could imagine
ckaka121025 (4:00:46 PM): the whole aura I got from east coast
GreatMIB1 (4:00:58 PM): there are labs i want to work in and ive been refused because i am a woman in science and "one day you will want a baby so why should i waste my time training you sicence if u will just leave it for a family"
ckaka121025 (4:01:02 PM): was very ... traditional and difficult to weave new patterns in
GreatMIB1 (4:02:16 PM): ya
GreatMIB1 (4:02:40 PM): the fact that i am dating a post doc in my lab is not viewed as "well 2 ppl who liked each other got together
GreatMIB1 (4:02:49 PM): but as "she is trying to climb the ladder cause thats what women do
GreatMIB1 (4:02:51 PM): "
ckaka121025 (4:17:01 PM): eeh
ckaka121025 (4:17:07 PM): that's truly sad
ckaka121025 (4:17:09 PM): and regressive
GreatMIB1 (4:18:40 PM): eh
GreatMIB1 (4:19:03 PM): but ya...harvard is great but its just another school w its own issues once u're here
GreatMIB1 (4:19:12 PM): though they do a damn good job at keeping up an amazing reputation
ckaka121025 (4:20:10 PM): money money money, money money!
GreatMIB1 (4:21:08 PM): haha true
GreatMIB1 (4:21:21 PM): apparently the only organisation in the world that has more money than harvard is the vatican
GreatMIB1 (4:21:24 PM): crazy huh
ckaka121025 (4:21:34 PM): -jaw drops-
ckaka121025 (4:21:36 PM): wow.
GreatMIB1 (4:21:52 PM): i know...basically they like to say that the only thing that has more money is god
ckaka121025 (4:22:17 PM): whatever happened to their motto?
ckaka121025 (4:22:21 PM): something veritas?
ckaka121025 (4:22:24 PM): something about truth?
ckaka121025 (4:22:29 PM): light and truth?
GreatMIB1 (4:22:56 PM): Veritas Christo et Ecclesiae
GreatMIB1 (4:22:59 PM): Veritas Christo et Ecclesiae
GreatMIB1 (4:23:06 PM): sorry truth for christ and the church
GreatMIB1 (4:23:08 PM): thats the first one
ckaka121025 (4:23:11 PM): gotcha
GreatMIB1 (4:23:14 PM): now its just enlightment and truch
GreatMIB1 (4:23:19 PM): they got rid of the christ bit
ckaka121025 (4:23:23 PM): ah...

Monday, December 08, 2008

LoVE 2 siNG 2002 (9:38:48 AM): lolol ur so intimidating
LoVE 2 siNG 2002 (9:38:53 AM): u scared your patient away
LoVE 2 siNG 2002 (9:39:16 AM): yea.... just one sight of you and they run away
LoVE 2 siNG 2002 (9:39:34 AM): maybe you dont need a Halloween costume anymore
ckaka121025 (9:39:44 AM): maybe not
ckaka121025 (9:39:49 AM): cost effective don't you think
LoVE 2 siNG 2002 (9:40:19 AM): yea
LoVE 2 siNG 2002 (9:40:21 AM): totally
LoVE 2 siNG 2002 (9:40:27 AM): i sooo envy you
ckaka121025 (9:40:30 AM): thanks.

Friday, December 05, 2008

ckaka121025 (11:32:02 AM): jason you're right about me being oblivious
ckaka121025 (11:32:37 AM): so last night I was out near downtown, I passed by a leashed pomeranian pooch
ckaka121025 (11:32:44 AM): it was so cute so I had to go and pet it
ckaka121025 (11:32:53 AM): the pooch seemed a bit alarmed and scared
ckaka121025 (11:32:57 AM): so I let it sniff my hand
ckaka121025 (11:33:06 AM): and then I started petting its back
ckaka121025 (11:33:16 AM): but the pooch wouldn't let me have it
ckaka121025 (11:33:21 AM): it arched its back
canasianUCLA (11:33:29 AM): did the owner then try to make out with you?
ckaka121025 (11:33:39 AM): it started snaring at me
ckaka121025 (11:33:52 AM): but I persisted, thinking that perhaps by showing its teeth it was simply grinning at me
ckaka121025 (11:33:58 AM): then he launched for my head
canasianUCLA (11:34:07 AM): oh no!
ckaka121025 (11:34:09 AM): *my hand
canasianUCLA (11:34:09 AM): are you okay?
ckaka121025 (11:34:10 AM): haha
canasianUCLA (11:34:12 AM): what a vicious dog
ckaka121025 (11:34:20 AM): thankfully I pulled my left hand back
canasianUCLA (11:34:21 AM): did you get a rabbies shot?
ckaka121025 (11:34:22 AM): before it bit me
ckaka121025 (11:34:37 AM): my friends were like, I can't believe you didn't see it coming, hahaha
ckaka121025 (11:34:43 AM): no I'm fine, I didn't get bitten
ckaka121025 (11:34:54 AM): but I think I finally understand the severity of my oblivion
ckaka121025 (11:35:07 AM): my friends were like, couldn't you tell that it didn't want to be bothered?
ckaka121025 (11:35:12 AM): I was like, I thought it was grinning at me
ckaka121025 (11:35:20 AM): they replied, no dogs don't grin at people
ckaka121025 (11:35:30 AM): I saw the owner with the pooch later on
ckaka121025 (11:35:34 AM): I thought about petting his head
ckaka121025 (11:35:46 AM): but he might turn his head and bite too, haha
canasianUCLA (11:36:13 AM): haha, um...yeah
canasianUCLA (11:36:23 AM): i would stay away from any owner who has a dog like that
canasianUCLA (11:36:42 AM): you kinda gotta work on being less oblivious, hehe
ckaka121025 (11:37:02 AM): seriously.
ckaka121025 (11:37:06 AM): I can't even read dogs.
ckaka121025 (11:37:20 AM): I just refuse to believe that any dog would hate me
ckaka121025 (11:37:36 AM): next time you see me walking without a hand
ckaka121025 (11:37:38 AM): you'll know why
ckaka121025 (11:37:46 AM): "petting zoo eh?"
canasianUCLA (11:38:01 AM): hahha
canasianUCLA (11:38:07 AM): yeah! stay away from those tigers
I am going to compile a list of things that my bosses frequently say.

Boss #1: "It's a beautiful thing."
For example:
Boss: How are things going?
me: Pretty busy. But hey, at least none of them had panic attacks on me.
Boss: Good, good. It's a beautiful thing.

me: So is it all right if I use white-out? I know you're not allowed to do use it for some of the medical documents.
Boss: Oh yea it's totally fine. White outs, it's a beautiful thing.

Boss #2: "Otherwise...we're all going to jail."
For example:
Boss: Make sure that you only assign the postdoc to patients with insurance other than Medicare.
me: Ok.
Boss: Otherwise, we're all going to jail.

Boss: Make sure you double check all the work for these forensic cases.
me: Yup.
Boss: Otherwise, we're all going to jail.