me: i always feel bad when I'm editing people's writing
me: cuz I feel like I'm taking away their style and replacing it w/mine
Jason: yeah
Jason: like the white man coming to america, overwriting the native heritage and
Jason: spreading european culture, disease, and alcoholism
me: god bless them
me: I love white men
me: haha

James: U bak?
me: not yet
me: tonight
James: K
James: Cool
me: what's w/the poor english
James: What!
me: "U bak"
James: Lol
me: Hahaha
James: I'm in bed
James: Rite now
me: haha
me: "rite"
me: oh boy.
James: Type as less as possibl$
me: hahaha
me: you crack me up.
me: 16 years of education went down the drain
James: Stp!

Jason: i vow that any pet i own will be cheap. if it ever costs more to fix the
Jason: current pet than to acquire a new one i'll just get a new one
Jason: i'm like an insurance company for pets
me: haha
me: oh boy
Jason: same for my future children
me: poor kids
me: hahahaha
Jason: it's tough love, but it will be better for them in the long run
Jason: i'll name my first son sue
Jason: and my first daughter hoskank

Aftermath of that one crazy Thursday at Hamilton's... Here is what Puneet has to say:

@Camie, I know Pic1 might make it look like I got your VIP card, but if you look further into the set of pictures you'll see that Pic2 shows kevin getting all the good stuff. it looks like it was put into his shirt pocket. good thing Joe's camera was there to capture the real culprit and clear my name.

I did, however, get your D&B power card, which I have a feeling has 0 amount of cash or tickets on it, and a sun god saver card that gets me 15% off on manicures, but expired in august of 2009 so is useless. Somehow you were able to convince me that those two cards were worth exchanging for my southwest free drink card, so my flight to CO the next day consisted of me having to listen to a guy go off about how he owns a black cat even though he is superstitious for a whole hour while sober instead of lightly buzzed.

me: i can't believe you've never had couscous
me: before last night
Franksters: naw never
Franksters: therefore
me: no longer a virgin
me: couscous virgin
Franksters: you make the best couscous that i know, if anyone ever asks me
me: haha yay
Franksters: no longer yeah
Franksters: now i'm an experienced couscous eater
Franksters: able to capitalize on eating
Franksters: couscous from different positions
me: wow that's so hot

Alessa: just heard the 50s are the new 30ws
Alessa: so I'm officially 6

So I got this email from Jason...
"is this too gay for your blog?"

Jason: who have you invited so far?
Chris: old friends, new friends
Jason: i hope it's all dudes
Chris: why would I invite chicks?
Jason: guys! guys! guys!
Jason: there's gonna be so much kissing at midnight
Chris: step 1: Dudes
Chris: step 2: no chicks
Chris: step 3: kissing
Jason: best. new years. ever.
Chris: i just drooled out of my mouth
Chris: and somewhere else...
Jason: save your man juice for the party

me: haha
me: so chris is a married man now eh?
Jason: alas! he is...
Jason: darn you hai!!!
me: lol
me: don't be a home wrecker
me: plenty of fish out there

me: henry talked me into going to some bmw reception tomorrow night w/him
me: he used the "free food" card
Jason: oh camie ..... *shakes head*
me: I don't know why he didn't ask you guys
me: I could care less about cars
me: how did I get myself into this, lol
Jason: we're not arm candy
Jason: it's for men to show off their cars and their women
me: haha, damn I need to charge him by the minute
Jason: damn straight!
me: I feel so exploited
Jason: he played you like a fiddle
me: esh
Jason: a cheap, slutty, fiddle
me: lol
Jason: haha
me: ouch, hey there
Jason: im teasing im teasing
me: I said exploited
Jason: but it sounds funnier, who's ever heard of a slutty fiddle?

me: haha
me: I get rejected by you guys all the time
jerome: we showed up once a long time ago
jerome: we brought/ate our dinner at your party
me: I know, I remember
me: I insisted on getting you guys chopsticks
me: ...for tacos
me: ah, good times.
me: but that was in freaking 2007
jerome: yea that appearance is good for at least 3 yrs
me: the hell, it expires within a year
jerome: again, i disagree
me: well we can agree to disagree
jerome: agreed

Vagisil... When you get a prize between your thighs, VAGISIL!

-SNL