me: the cutest thing happened today
Daniel: a puppy committed suicide?
me: ...
me: you're morbid

me: I ran into my friend's ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend Tadd in SF the other day
me: but of course, he has no clue who I am
Johnny: hahaha
Johnny: that's exciting
me: thanks to facebook

Adam (=Panda): yakshimesh!
me: hahaha
Adam: i like!
me: aww, you need to make a recording
Adam: u could always call if u need an impression
me: haha
Adam: dial-an-impression
me: are you serious?
me: you NEVER ever do it!
Adam: sure
me: *gasps*
me: makes me want to call you more often now
me: lol
Adam: i do it when its not a show

Profanity galore... sort of. Sorry!

Will: it's nice to know u hold in such high esteem the things i like
me: it's ok, you regard me as dumb face
me: and as sexy cactus
me: what do you expect
Will: but ur a hot dumbface
me: fuck
me: lol
Will: and sexy cactus is a compliment
me: whatever
Will: lol
Will: why fuck?
Will: what's wrong, i don't get it
me: I was going to say fuck you
Will: o
me: but I took back the you
Will: that's mean
me: yea
Will: lol
me: that's why I left it as fuck
Will: <-- confused
me: to make it as less mean
Will: ahh
Will: so ur not so cold afterall
me: I know
Will: don't get all soft on me now...
me: fuck you?
Will: lol
Will: i like the question mark
Will: ur not sure
Will: hahaha
me: hahaha

Daniel: i have durian candy that i can't eat
Daniel: it's so sad
me: yuuuck!
Daniel: but since it's from vietnam, i'm forcing myself to eat
me: why can't you eat it?
me: b/c it's so gross?
Daniel: yeah
Daniel: HAHA
Daniel: i'm so tired
me: durian IS gross
me: thank you very much
Daniel: i took off the wrapper, threw down the candy, and started chewing on the wrapper

me: I was just drinking moderately everyday
Ryan: haha no need to reassure here i trust you
me: like
me: beer
me: wine
me: and occasionally hard liquor
Ryan: middle class, high class, and blue collar

Jason: was "J" the craigslist guy from la mesa?
me: yea
me: the hot guy from the boondocks
Jason: was he the last romantic interest?
me: yea
Jason: i remember him now! he like to ride poles!
me: though there wasn't much romance
Jason: he was a pole rider
me: hahaha
me: pole rider...
Jason: dude camie, stay away from boys that like to play with giant poles all day long...
me: HAHHAHA
me: I'll try
me: but the giant pole is hard to stay away from
Jason: ah i see, you were drawn to him because of association with the giant pole...