me: I just found a spider
me: inside the water bottle I've been drinking all morning
me: I think I'm gonna be sick
Christine: teehee thats gross roomie
Christine: but if it doesn't kill you tonight ...
Christine: you'll be SPIDERWOMAN!

Damn those Mexican friends... ;) You know who you are.
Danny: hey camie cresencio and i are gonna go give you a suplex
Danny: for recording our conversations without a consent form!
Danny: so you beware, we are going to DDT you
Danny: right on your neuropsych testing table
me: bring it
Danny: haha defiance
me: I have nothing to hide
me: the robot dance is legendary anyways
Danny: hahaha

me: almost 10 years in the making/collecting useless but amusing conversations italktoomuch.blogspot.com/
Danny: Will never gchat with 'Patriot Act Camie' again, in fear it may come back to haunt me
me: for that you, you get to be on my hall of fame
me: lol
Danny: ooooh man it backfired in an ironic twist kind of way!!

Cresencio: i was hanging out with your landlord
me: hahahaha

Note: landlord = Crescencio's brother

It was funnier then but now it's not that funny to read about it.
me: So what do you recommend? Should I get this inoculated on Thursday and come back on Saturday?
Prof: Yup. I'll be here on Friday and Saturday.
me: Well I can't make it to the Friday session, so should I just wait until Thursday to inoculate?
Prof: yea, but I'll be here on Friday.
me: I can't be here on Friday.
Prof: I know, but I just want you to know that I'll be here on Friday.
me: -pause- well, I'm happy that you'll be here on Friday.
Prof: Good. -flashes a grin-

Oh the joy of working...
me: (updating boss on patient progress)
Boss: Hmm?
me: Oh yea, I lost my voice.
Boss: Cool.
me: -glares-

A few minutes later...
Boss: You know, your voice seems to get better once we've started talking about happy hour...
me: I wonder why.