Toddism
TheNuclearBuM: remember, in life it's not how hard you work that matters, it's looking like you're doing hard work.
ckaka121025: todd-ism
ckaka121025: todd at his finest hour
TheNuclearBuM: it's a simple rule
ckaka121025: i will adhere to it
TheNuclearBuM: but most people outta college still hold onto ideals that hard work is what matters
TheNuclearBuM: yeah, it matters if you just wanna be a lacky that is pleased when the boss says "you're doing great work"
ckaka121025: that's me!
ckaka121025: well, i can just record her saying that
ckaka121025: and replay it everytime I am down
TheNuclearBuM: yep
ckaka121025: "You're doing great!"
TheNuclearBuM: "you won't be saying that when i take over your position. stay focused, boss"

Hyori we idolize you
pSicOpATa 2: and her making cute faces?
ckaka121025: I wanna be just like her when I grow up
ckaka121025: and squeezing the boobs
pSicOpATa 2: me too
pSicOpATa 2: i want to get free stuff and advancement in life
ckaka121025: promotion
ckaka121025: haha
pSicOpATa 2: things that only boobs can obtain
ckaka121025: things that only silicone can obtain
ckaka121025: let's get a boob job
ckaka121025: I want to live the high life
pSicOpATa 2: ok
pSicOpATa 2: now you're talking
ckaka121025: that's right
ckaka121025: and then we'll head to the tanning booth
pSicOpATa 2: i'll just use the tanning lotion
pSicOpATa 2: and turn out orange
ckaka121025: hahaha

Never ever gonna eat his food, ever.

UKSCLOUD: okies, i think my first mistake
UKSCLOUD: was deciding to cook a whole box of the macaroni instead of what they suggest as 1 serving
UKSCLOUD: because i looked inside and thought the box itself was like 1 meal, and smaller servings are for like kids ~7yrs
UKSCLOUD: well, i boil water + macaroni fine, but then i strain the water out
UKSCLOUD: and i dump all of the cheese powder thingy in because i used all of the macaroni
UKSCLOUD: then when i add the milk, i add how much the box said i should, but not all the cheese powder dissolved, so i double how much milk to put in
UKSCLOUD: and it became macaroni in milk soup T_T
ckaka121025: awww
UKSCLOUD: so i tried to fix it by boiling the milk away, it works for a bit...until i realize the macaroni on bottom started to burn

Med. school syndrome!
LouMDPhD83: studying blows
LouMDPhD83: my gubernaculum
LouMDPhD83: and sucks on mylevator ani
LouMDPhD83: and tugs on my cremaster
ckaka121025: you should sing the dry bone songs
ckaka121025: *song
LouMDPhD83: and deserves nothing but to kiss my greater duodenal papilla
ckaka121025: the dry bones song
LouMDPhD83: i don't know that song
ckaka121025: me neither
ckaka121025: but it's basically
ckaka121025: a song about all the bones
ckaka121025: in your body
ckaka121025: you should do the same w/anatomy
LouMDPhD83: ah
LouMDPhD83: one day i will alright
LouMDPhD83: grrr
LouMDPhD83: redrum

Wow I haven't spoken to this kid for ages!
frankdafied: agh... too tired to think of a comeback
frankdafied: sigh
ckaka121025: it's ok
ckaka121025: you're not 22 yet
frankdafied: you're 22?
ckaka121025: when you're 22
ckaka121025: you feel it
ckaka121025: yea
ckaka121025: I'm 22 :-(
ckaka121025: sooo old
frankdafied: you are old!
frankdafied: let's go get dinner
frankdafied: we're gonna miss the supper special
ckaka121025: hahahaha sr. special!
frankdafied: hey hey, "supper" special
frankdafied: we're not... that old
frankdafied: yet
frankdafied: maybe in a couple more years
ckaka121025: ok... i'll just keep telling myself that
frankdafied: don't hurt your hips

ja me sfen G: i'm playing a gay guy in this next improv project i'm doing
ckaka121025: oh wow
ckaka121025: what a change
ckaka121025: I will come see this
ckaka121025: I'm almost shocked
ckaka121025: hahaha
ja me sfen G: no
ja me sfen G: ur not saeeing this,
ja me sfen G: class project onli
ja me sfen G: hahaha
ckaka121025: BUT I WANT TO
ckaka121025: so I can tell my kids in the future
ckaka121025: "uncle james played a gay man back in college"

Now it's 10 dollars per hour, kids.
J0HNNy W Hy: ok sorry
ckaka121025: it's okie
ckaka121025: I forgive you
ckaka121025: sales of indulgence
ckaka121025: so pay up buddy
J0HNNy W Hy: haha no way

misomochi: sorry i'm a bit out right now
misomochi: i'm menstrating like crazy
ckaka121025: ugh
ckaka121025: good to know

ckaka121025: hate is a strong word
AzianShyGuy: yet as we grow and learn in our high education academic progresses. .
AzianShyGuy: we also learn of things more valuable and applicable to this life
AzianShyGuy: one of those things, being that we learn that the actual words in communicatio make up 5% of the original meaning and intent of the communicator
AzianShyGuy: with this, i believe we can take ourselves to a higher level of understanding and mutually agree that the word "hate," although very powerful indeed
ckaka121025: hahahaha
AzianShyGuy: was not used to its fullest potential in our very light-hearted, non-heated conversation
ckaka121025: Joshism

And the truth comes out...
ckaka121025: if song's mom had seen me
ckaka121025: she would have pickled me
ckaka121025: *shudders*
SLanted Edge: hahaha
SLanted Edge: cam-chi

Assholes don't last in our book.
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: o shit... today is K****'s BD
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: ahahahaha
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: i saw him today
ckaka121025: oh?
ckaka121025: hmmm
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: hmmm
ckaka121025: we should try out different scenarios
ckaka121025: like
ckaka121025: trial #1: act slutty around him
ckaka121025: trial #2: be really rude to him
ckaka121025: trial 3: be really comical around him
ckaka121025: trial 4: be really mean to him
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: LOL
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: aaahahaha
ckaka121025: if you had no shame
ckaka121025: like me
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: maybe i should go buy cake, just cuz
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: cuz we buy cake for bros
ckaka121025: happy birthday asshole
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: LOL
ckaka121025: thanks for making me cry
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: LOL
ckaka121025: you're a horrible bro
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: ahahaa, seriosuly
ckaka121025: you hurt me bro
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: awwww
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: ><
ckaka121025: i know what
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: i know, he did
ckaka121025: get him a cake
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: thats bastard
ckaka121025: with ":-("
ckaka121025: on it
ckaka121025: hahahahhahahaha
ckaka121025: and then put
ckaka121025: love, Mami
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: LOL
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: omg
ckaka121025: i'd kill to see this
ckaka121025: but no
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: it's funny in my head
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: LOL
LoVE 2 siNG 2002: yah, see his reaction

ckaka121025: how's work

Auto response from FruitgirL38: >:o

ckaka121025: ah I see

Calvin the ho
pSicOpATa 2: i really want a frosty from wendys rightn ow
pSicOpATa 2: my god, i feel like i'm pregnant or something
ckaka121025: practice your lamazee
ckaka121025: puuuuush
ckaka121025: breeeaaaathe
pSicOpATa 2: noooo
pSicOpATa 2: you did this to meee!
pSicOpATa 2: i hate you!
ckaka121025: god you're such a whore
ckaka121025: stop sleeping around
pSicOpATa 2: i learned from your example
ckaka121025: well hey, you learn from the best
pSicOpATa 2: yeah, that is true
pSicOpATa 2: ok, i'm sufficiently comforted now

In the perfect world...not likely to happen anytime soon though
ckaka121025: I want to live in gas mines
qivaweeva: hahahah
ckaka121025: have my own gasoline
qivaweeva: oh are such a dork
ckaka121025: haha
qivaweeva: wouldn't that be cool
ckaka121025: oh yea
qivaweeva: you should sell it for hella money
ckaka121025: w/the perfect husband that has 6-packs
ckaka121025: and knows how to fix my car
qivaweeva: hahahah
ckaka121025: and just about anything
qivaweeva: and hot face
ckaka121025: and will feed me ice cream in bed
qivaweeva: hahaha
ckaka121025: hmmm oh yeaaaa
qivaweeva: and like whatever dribbles off
qivaweeva: hahaha

ckaka121025: poooor mommy
nelsobradley: she misses you though
ckaka121025: yup
nelsobradley: make her drive
ckaka121025: lol
nelsobradley: you can drive back
ckaka121025: hahahaha
ckaka121025: you're funny

ckaka121025: good morning
ckaka121025: guten morgen
nelsobradley: buenos dias
nelsobradley: no drinking last night
ckaka121025: bonjour
ckaka121025: good job
nelsobradley: i fell asleep
ckaka121025: haha aaww
ckaka121025: sleep is luxury
nelsobradley: yup yup
ckaka121025: what's the plan for the day?
ckaka121025: hwk?
nelsobradley: so is mornning sex .... and the city
nelsobradley: foooootball!

Grr he got me back!
9/1/05
nelsobradley (4:08:11 PM): boogly boo!
ckaka121025 (4:08:17 PM): boogly boo!
nelsobradley signed off at 4:08:18 PM.

4/16/05
ckaka121025 (10:34:29 AM): boogly boo! ok bye
“ckaka121025” signed off at 10:34:31 AM.