me: i feel like I'm such an angry person
Todd: you are, like when i think angry, your face pops up
me: aw thanks
Todd: and burning people in the background
Todd: hehe
me: I'm glad I've made it to your angry prototypes

me: don't make me laugh, i'm chewing on corn
me: the kernels are gonna come out of my nose
me: if you're gonna make me burst out laughing
Todd: haha, corn kernals are gonna shoot out your nose
me: eww
me: waste of good food
Todd: it's like puking through your nose, only it's corn
me: so i'm learning to take distinct breaks
Todd: and not puke
Todd: distinct breaks?
Todd: at work?
me: like actually take a lunch break
me: and not like work while having lunch
Todd: that's no fun
Todd: you should be working right now too,
Todd: so that when you snort out corn kernels,
Todd: they'll land on important documents
me: eww
me: they already landed in the interstitial spaces on my keyboard
me: ew
Todd: you gotta type on that
me: ew
Todd: though it can be a snack later

me: so
me: what do I need for the recipe
Jon: haha what do i get for telling you?
Jon: it's an ancient family secret
me: the priceless reward of helping a friend in need
me: and knowing that you've made a difference in this miserable dark lonely world
me: also it's Good Friday
me: you should be nice to me
Jon: i should be good to you, not nice
Jon: is that a priceless reward?
Jon: BRB
Jon: meeting
me: omg
me: when am I gonna get the recipe

Jon: i feel so ignored this week
Jon: no one is calling/texting me back
Jon: or emailing me back
Jon: it's like a conspiracy
Jon: or a massive practical joke