Nelson: learing about pregnancy
Nelson: *learning
me: got a midterm?
Nelson: nope
Nelson: quiz
Nelson: it's awful
Nelson: i'm glad i'm infertile
Nelson: or... a guy

that retarded boy sure got a couple things to say... lol
Calvin: i see dead people
Calvin: dead mexican people
me: hahaha
Calvin: in a mass grave
Calvin: haha
Calvin: so racist
me: *jaw drops*
me: and you call me a racist
Calvin: i'm gonna tell todd that
Calvin: you are
me: pssh
Calvin: you are the most racist dirty chink i have ever met!

C: jason!
J: camie!
J: whats up?
C: (courtesy call from the job-distractioners)
J: haha
J: nice
J: going to onyx tonight?
C: we are here to inform you that you are doing a great job at your work and would like you to extend your break to 3 hours.