Jon: your status message is getting worse and worse
me: hahaha!
me: what do you mean?
me: less PC?
Jon: haha, no
Jon: just more absurd

Puneet: got maybe 5 or 6 done so far
me: oh yea?
Puneet: out of 370
me: awesome
me: hahaha
Puneet: I think 200 of those are of you
me: that's disgusting
me: haha
Puneet: you don't have to look at them
Puneet: imagine how I feel
me: hahaha!

me: starting to think that I might be narcoleptic
Puneet: better than being a necrophiliac
me: true, true
me: or the combination of both
me: narcoleptic necrophiliac
Puneet: that could lead to some awkward situations
me: if found by others, yes
Puneet: or rigor mortis could become a problem

Fail. Epic fail.
Jon: what is mozart's favorite fruit?
me: what?
me: I don't know
Jon: ba-na-na-naaa
me: you mean
me: beethoven
Jon: er.. yeah
Jon: haha dang it

me: so tired!
Todd: you need mini electrodes and attach them to you
Todd: and someone else who's not brain dead and then tell them to think start your brain
Todd: you think that could be marketted?

My boss and I have a great working relationship.

Me: Hey did you take that file? I thought you put it down but then I couldn't find it anywhere in my office yesterday.
Boss V: I did put it down, and then I picked it up and took it with me.
Me: Oh ok good, I was looking for it everywhere and thought that I had gone crazy!
Boss V: Well you are but it's not because of this.
Me: Oh thank you for your preliminary diagnosis, doctor.
Boss V: Oh it's been confirmed.

Oh I make myself laugh...
Peili: hey did i keep you up last night?
me: yea you sexy beast
me: nsfw

30-day notice! :(
Jon: where are you going?
me: don't know
me: mars?
Jon: so far
Jon: i'm not visiting you