RICHARDsunghoAHN: If it's substance you want, you need to go to a restaurant named after a man with name that ends in "-os"
RICHARDsunghoAHN: As in, Robertos
RICHARDsunghoAHN: Albertos
ckaka121025: puahahahhaha
RICHARDsunghoAHN: Jobertos
ckaka121025: Wacko's

LouMDPhD83: for deals on electronics
LouMDPhD83: always check www.bensbargains.net
ckaka121025: yeaaaa
ckaka121025: I think I got my mouse there
ckaka121025: actually
ckaka121025: mice
LouMDPhD83: mice
LouMDPhD83: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
LouMDPhD83: die
LouMDPhD83: die
LouMDPhD83: die
ckaka121025: you and your mice.
ckaka121025: of mice and men

RICHARDsunghoAHN: We stayed in a motel 6 in a ghetto neighborhood where the first thing we saw was a couple of squad cars and cops arresting a guy at the motel
RICHARDsunghoAHN: Then we saw them towwing a car with its wheels stolen
RICHARDsunghoAHN: Reminded me of LA
ckaka121025: LOL
ckaka121025: live entertainment
RICHARDsunghoAHN: Yeah
RICHARDsunghoAHN: And then when we went out for a run, some homies came out to taunt us
ckaka121025: for reals?
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: for some reason
ckaka121025: it all seems so comical
RICHARDsunghoAHN: It was
RICHARDsunghoAHN: And
RICHARDsunghoAHN: It get even better
ckaka121025: oh?
RICHARDsunghoAHN: While we're running, I start having bowel movements...
RICHARDsunghoAHN: So I had to stop by a random Indian dude's house to use the WC
ckaka121025: LOL!
ckaka121025: of all the places...
ckaka121025: well
ckaka121025: sounds like you're having a blast in SJ
ckaka121025: and I'm glad that norcal's been treating you well
ckaka121025: haha
RICHARDsunghoAHN: hahahaha... I wanted to go to the Chuck E Cheeses right across the street but nobody else wanted to
ckaka121025: hahaha

On life and death...
J0HNNy W Hy: hehe sorry ur stomach hurt
J0HNNy W Hy: did it get better?
ckaka121025: eh
ckaka121025: it's in a weird condition
ckaka121025: but I'll live
ckaka121025: so no worries
ckaka121025: but if you don't hear from me for a while
ckaka121025: you'll know why
J0HNNy W Hy: it still hurts??
ckaka121025: not really
ckaka121025: it just feels weird
J0HNNy W Hy: o dear

Auto response from ckaka121025: brb washing dishes

J0HNNy W Hy: go to the doctor
ckaka121025: I'm ok I'm ok
J0HNNy W Hy: man you're gonna die
J0HNNy W Hy: i'm sorry
ckaka121025: well I already wrote up my will
ckaka121025: and I have a designated eulogist
ckaka121025: so I'm good to go
J0HNNy W Hy: hehe ok
J0HNNy W Hy: good good!
ckaka121025: I see how it it
ckaka121025: I see you want me to go
ckaka121025: *sniff*
J0HNNy W Hy: oops
J0HNNy W Hy: i did that outloud?
J0HNNy W Hy: er...
J0HNNy W Hy: i typed that?
J0HNNy W Hy: haha
J0HNNy W Hy: oops
ckaka121025: ok I'm so gonna make you get drunk on your bday
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: that's the punishment
J0HNNy W Hy: hahaha
J0HNNy W Hy: i thought we discussed this
ckaka121025: we may have
ckaka121025: but we'll see

Dining at Chicken and Waffles with Johnny, Nelson, and Joanna...

me: *chuckles* I feel so out of place... I mean, how often do they get 4 Asian kids walking into their restaurant
Nelson: *perks up*
Johnny: ummm *points to Nelson*
me: OMG I'm so sorry Nelson
Joanna: Oh wow I didn't actually realize that, it just seems so natural...

Walking back to my car...
Johnny: Nelson just grabbed my butt!
Nelson: *gestures*
me: omg... hahahaha
Joanna: did you cup it or did you squeeze it?
Nelson: Noooo... I was just trying to give him something *realizes what he just said and smacks his head*
Johnny, Joanna, and me: HAHAHAHA

Driving Johnny back to his car, talking about relationship issues...
Johnny: yea... they're just not that kind of people that would confront each other about stuff
me: well they need to be like me, because I'm the lay the smack down kind of guy
Johnny: girl you mean
me: er yea... ACK! I'm sorry Johnny, it's this phase I'm going through with my sexuality
Johnny: oh dear... Camie's going through identity crisis

I had to minimize this chat window because my mom was looking over my shoulders... Qiva is one crazy girl!

qivaweeva: i always try to kiss you
qivaweeva: you damn sexy thing
qivaweeva signed off at 8:56:41 PM.

CHIEFSEBASTIAN00: WHAT DO YOU........LOOK LIKE........

Auto response from ckaka121025: I was going to the gym but food found me first

CHIEFSEBASTIAN00: NOTHING...........WRONG WITH NUTRITION...........

ckaka121025: you're not even 21
ckaka121025: I'm a grandma compared to you
ckaka121025: I'm gonna be 22 this year
ckaka121025: ARH
SLanted Edge: hahaha
SLanted Edge: thats only a year
ckaka121025: lol
ckaka121025: feels like 60 years of difference
SLanted Edge: foood?
ckaka121025: what do you plan on getting?
ckaka121025: I'm having free lunch
SLanted Edge: argh
SLanted Edge: i was waiting for u
ckaka121025: my sandwich waited longer for me

Good god...Johnny's more stubborn than a cow

ckaka121025: when is your next day off?
ckaka121025: boo!
J0HNNy W Hy: july 1
ckaka121025: COME DOWN HERE
J0HNNy W Hy: YOU COME DOWN HERE
ckaka121025: I'M ALREADY DOWN HERE
J0HNNy W Hy: gOOD
ckaka121025: SO YOU COME DOWN HERE
ckaka121025: NOW
J0HNNy W Hy: NO

Jews, Juice...

canasianUCLA: are you on a JEW binge?
ckaka121025: what the hell is a JEW binge?
canasianUCLA: jimmy eat world

ckaka121025: me: where's qin qin?
ckaka121025: aptmate: oh she went over to send some JEWS to Johnny's (gay neighbor)
ckaka121025: hahaha so the entire time I was like
ckaka121025: what do Jews have anything to do w/Johnny?
canasianUCLA: hahaha
canasianUCLA: yeah, that wouldn't make much sense......
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: maybe he's an underground Nazi
ckaka121025: a gay underground Vietnamese Nazi
canasianUCLA: haha....right
canasianUCLA: somehow i just don't see that happening.....
canasianUCLA: or even being possible...
ckaka121025: it's a mouthful
canasianUCLA: GUVN, you gotta make acronyms
ckaka121025: GUVN
ckaka121025: hahahahahaha

LouMDPhD83: i sleep when i lose all the water in my body
LouMDPhD83: and i hallucinate my dreams
LouMDPhD83: it's quite nice
LouMDPhD83: ketosis induced dreams are the gnarliest

Morningsun816: so im not sure when it will be done or if it will be too late but ill give it my best shit
Morningsun816: hehe ok
ckaka121025: hahaha
Morningsun816: best shot
Morningsun816: wow
ckaka121025: best shit
ckaka121025: wow Stacey
Morningsun816: sorry i didn't mean it to sound like that
Morningsun816: haha maybe im still recovering from finals?

I have weird friends, especially the Berkeley ones...cuckoo

ckaka121025: mami says you're working at chevron?
J0HNNy W Hy: i am i am
ckaka121025: what do you do there?
ckaka121025: smell gas?
J0HNNy W Hy: i make gas
J0HNNy W Hy: duhhh
ckaka121025: ewwww
ckaka121025: computer-related?
J0HNNy W Hy: eh? no
J0HNNy W Hy: i just fart all day long
ckaka121025: ...

Not an AIM conversation but I thought it was funny anyways

me: all right, I'm gonna take a shower now
Johnny (aka our gay neighbor): can I join you? haha just kidding!
me: yea, only if you were straight

Final madness

pSicOpATa 2: i like chicken i like liver
pSicOpATa 2: meow mix please deliver
ckaka121025: well I live by the river
pSicOpATa 2: in a van down by the river?
ckaka121025: a van down by the river

Scenario: Nevena and Nick outside doing couple stuff while Qin Qin and I are stuck in our own rooms

ckaka121025: i can hear them kissing outside
ckaka121025: *lips smacking*
ckaka121025: hahaha
Cuigy83: r u serious???
ckaka121025: yea
ckaka121025: they kiss kinda loud
Cuigy83: LOL
ckaka121025: haha this is awkward
ckaka121025: we're both confined
Cuigy83: i was in the shower so i don't know
ckaka121025: in our rooms
Cuigy83: LOL.... hey i remember when you and song were smooching in the bed when i was talking to christine
Cuigy83: :-)
ckaka121025: it's all good
ckaka121025: we all take turns
Cuigy83: yes yes i know
ckaka121025: maybe I should close the door
Cuigy83: the only person that hasn't done it yet is christine
ckaka121025: i feel kinda embarrassed
ckaka121025: hahaha
Cuigy83: go ahead close the door
Cuigy83: i did
ckaka121025: hahaha I feel kinda bad... but um ok.
Cuigy83: lol
ckaka121025: ha ha ok I closed my door
ckaka121025: I feel like
ckaka121025: I shouldn't be here
Cuigy83: what do you mean
Cuigy83: waht about me
Cuigy83: they are closer to me
ckaka121025: you too
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: are they on the couch?
Cuigy83: i think so i can hear them through the walls
Cuigy83: maybe i should turn on my music
ckaka121025: yea I think I will too

When it comes to high-roller partying, Dottie always has something in her sleeves...Vegas for New Year's? hmmm so tempting...

A Z N dimple3: we can't do an s2s edition of
A Z N dimple3: ...sd
A Z N dimple3: hahahahha
ckaka121025: s2d
ckaka121025: sounds like std
A Z N dimple3: ........
A Z N dimple3: YEA NOT FUN
A Z N dimple3: hahahhaha
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: STD 2006
ckaka121025: wahahahaha
A Z N dimple3: HAHAHHAHAH
A Z N dimple3: OH YEAH BABY
ckaka121025: let's do it
ckaka121025: haha

canasianUCLA: and what is ppo?
canasianUCLA: isn't that a health insurance thing?
ckaka121025: say it with me
ckaka121025: p-po
canasianUCLA: ooohh....so if you've got a hardcore fob asian accent it means "people"
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: sO i CaN tYpe LIke dIs
ckaka121025: I hate it when people type like that
canasianUCLA: Q. What does PPO mean?
A. PPO stands for Preferred Provider Organization. Providers, who participate in the Preferred Provider Organization (PPO), contract with their local Blue Cross and Blue Shield Plan and receive payment directly from the local plan. More than 85% of all hospitals and physicians nationwide participate in the PPO offered through the BlueCard Program
ckaka121025: hahaha I never knew that

VYCChooker: so yeah, if somebody says "where is micki?"
VYCChooker: u say...
VYCChooker: ?
ckaka121025: I ate her.
VYCChooker: hey!
ckaka121025: my dog ate her.
VYCChooker: i'm being digested by juices
VYCChooker: gaaaaaaah!
ckaka121025: she won the lottery and is now on vacation.
VYCChooker: aww u wish u had a dog
VYCChooker: i wish
VYCChooker: lol
ckaka121025: my invisible dog ate her.
VYCChooker: and i am on an invisible island
ckaka121025: lol
ckaka121025: I will tell them
VYCChooker: floating
VYCChooker: away
ckaka121025: you are morally obligated
ckaka121025: to save the world
ckaka121025: but first
VYCChooker: riiight
ckaka121025: you have to save yourself
VYCChooker: which means i'm in class
VYCChooker: til 8
ckaka121025: yuppers.
VYCChooker:
ckaka121025: I will be your substitute
ckaka121025: haha
VYCChooker: haha
VYCChooker: perfecto!
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: yes m---
ckaka121025: come to me
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: jk
VYCChooker: go march up there and get stabbed by a pin
VYCChooker: aaagh
VYCChooker: blech
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: stacey says she can't stand seeing blodd
ckaka121025: *blood
VYCChooker: oooh
VYCChooker: that'll be fun
ckaka121025: hahaha
VYCChooker: but kind of inavoidable
ckaka121025: *stabs*
VYCChooker: haha
ckaka121025: *blood spurts out*
ckaka121025: *stacey faints*
ckaka121025: hmm
ckaka121025: this should go well
VYCChooker: argle
VYCChooker: lol
VYCChooker: ur like world domination!
VYCChooker: wheeeee
ckaka121025: dominatrix
VYCChooker: now that camie has unseated the president
VYCChooker: no no
ckaka121025: wowsers
VYCChooker: NOOOO
ckaka121025: so much for substituting you
ckaka121025: oh the places you'll go
VYCChooker: substitute all the officers
VYCChooker: haha
ckaka121025: thanks dr. seuss

I miss Disney.

nelsobradley: my home library
nelsobradley: haha "WoW"
nelsobradley: yesh.. it's so awesome
nelsobradley: we have a sliding ladder thingy too
nelsobradley: it's a pretty wimpy one but still most amazing
ckaka121025: wow
ckaka121025: you can do the Belle impression
ckaka121025: from Beauty and the Beast
nelsobradley: hahah yeah
ckaka121025: you must wear a skirt doing it too
ckaka121025: so it'll go whooosh
ckaka121025: catches the momentum
nelsobradley: well.... no no
ckaka121025: haha
nelsobradley: no!
ckaka121025: yes!
nelsobradley: i can just get up and slide around
nelsobradley: whooosh whooose
nelsobradley: *whoossh
ckaka121025: no fun
nelsobradley: :-(
ckaka121025: fine
ckaka121025: you must sing
ckaka121025: while you slide
ckaka121025: how about that
nelsobradley: well ok
nelsobradley: but no skirt

On giving credits... Alanis Morisette's "Ironic" is actually not ironic (Kim, 2005).

ja me sfen G: hey
ja me sfen G: i take it back
ja me sfen G: albert didn't come up w/the "ironic" thing
ja me sfen G: it was Cathy
ja me sfen G: i was telling people the story today
ja me sfen G: and Cathy was like" i told u that"
ja me sfen G: and then i found out it was her
ja me sfen G: so give credit to her, not albert
ja me sfen G: lol
ja me sfen G: my bad
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: Cathy it is
ja me sfen G: hahaahaha
ja me sfen G: i told her i'd go back and give her credit
ja me sfen G: lol
ckaka121025: yea
ckaka121025: now spread the word
ckaka121025: you have to go back to every single person that you've told
ja me sfen G: hahaahahaha
ja me sfen G: lol