me: Imagine trying to catch one...
Nelson: haha
Nelson: difficult
me: yea!
Nelson: but there must be a good way
me: those feisty things
Nelson: we kill so many each year
me: tranquilizer?
Nelson: i'm sure they just walk into the blades of death
me: blades of death!
me: O_O
Nelson: they must be dumb after all of the weird stuff the farmers do to them to make them plump
me: haha.
me: would the analogy work for human?
Nelson: hehe
Nelson: i dunno
me: just a thought

Andre: tuesdays are my good day
me: just tuesdays?
Andre: yeah
Andre: well, every day in san diego rocks
Andre: But on tuesdays I have time to stop and smell the roses
me: HAHAHA.
me: that's going onto my wall of fame.
Andre: sweet

Blame it on Monster Energy Drink!

Kat: my room feels hot
me: my roomie is hot
Kat: i'll be using my fan tonight
me: i'm her biggest fan
me: haha sorry
Kat: lame
Kat: lol
Kat: but true
me: monster energy drink talking

Work tales!
Ben: So what will you have today? EMG? Alpha?
me: EMG please.
Ben: You always do EMG.
me: I hate having paste in my hair with alpha... the only thing about EMG is that after the stress txt, I walk around feeling as if my forehead muscles have been glued together
Ben: You know what? I don't mean to be offensive, but that's the first girly thing I have ever heard you say

So resentful!

me: hey sorry I missed your call
Jon C: it's okay... i'll just cry myself to sleep
me: AWWWWWWWW
me: I'll fedex you boxes of tissue
Jon C: u better