me: Can I get an order of 10 hot men?
Alessa: Are they spicy?
me: I suuuure hope so. :)

Some things you just can't substitute... like, a food processor cannot be replaced by mortar & pestle...
-On making pesto-
Christine: a mortar & pestle would work too, right?
me: that...would take you forever
me: so don't do that
Christine: it worked well for KBr
me: haha
me: but do you eat KBr
Christine: the IR machine did
me: hahaha

D: did kel come today?
me: nope
D: aww, sadness
D: well, hopefully that means she's happy at home
me: yea
me: also I can walk around naked in the house
D: sweet
D: i'm coming home to join the party then!
me: haha
me: awessssome!
D: ok i'm going to have my own naked party here

Henry: want anything from japan?
me: a hot japanese guy at least 6'
me: maybe a hapa
me: they tend to be hotter
me: make sure he speaks japanese
me: fluently
Henry: i'm not sure he'll fit in my carry-on
Henry: lol
me: haha
Henry: and i may be trying to sneak back a 5' hapa girl
Henry: and i'm pretty sure the smuggling is limited to 1 per person
me: oh, try the circus
me: someone very flexible
me: hmm
me: yes!

"Tampax - helping you to relax when mother nature attacks your slacks!" - Saturday Night Live

Will: camie!!!
me: willy
Will: no
Will: don't do that
me: free wily
Will: i was gonna say i missed you
Will: but that was fleeting
me: you sound like frankie
Will: as soon as you opened your mouth
Will: feeling was gone
Will: lol
me: good, glad the feeling's mutual

gotfrank: are u free tonight
me: no I don't wanna go to uis meeting with you
gotfrank: rejected
gotfrank: i was going to ask you out on a very romantic date and pay for everything
gotfrank: i guess i'll just go to UIS tonight instead

me: oh this is creepy
me: http://www.momlogic.com/2009/03/the_baby_snuggie.php?page=2
Christine: it's like giving birth through your chest
me: haha
me: it looks like an alien
Christine: X-(
me: lol
me: great halloween costume
me: I just need a partner in crime
me: or kidnap some random baby

me: http://www.momlogic.com/2009/03/the_baby_snuggie.php?page=2
me: my halloween costume
me: wanna be my partner in crime?
me: jk
Kat: wrong
Kat: just so wrong
me: hahahaha