ckaka121025: yatta yatta yatta!
pSicOpATa 2: yatta yatta yatta yatta
pSicOpATa 2: yatta?
ckaka121025: yatta.

canasianUCLA: nope, i'm the oldest, most mature, and serious of us all
canasianUCLA: also the best looking. but i don't like to brag
ckaka121025: I think you just did.
ckaka121025: *gags*

ckaka121025: I'll do it.
Auto response from Cuigy83: Wanted: Need a partner to help me study human sexuality literaturally....;-)

ckaka121025: I'll show you how.

NC-17 be forewarned

VYCChooker: i dunno man, i can see why some may be driven to eventual prostitution
VYCChooker: i mean, they have this really strong desire sometimes
ckaka121025: lol
VYCChooker: and nowhere to fulfil it
ckaka121025: it's all about masturbation baby
ckaka121025: hahah
VYCChooker: yes, the power of one!

ckaka121025: I so want to autoclave my feet right now
LouMDPhD83: HAHAHA
LouMDPhD83: autoclave
LouMDPhD83: THAT IS HILARIOUS
ckaka121025: (and my whole body)
LouMDPhD83: i dont' think himan tissue or anthing alive is supposed to survive autoclaving
ckaka121025: that's the whole point.
LouMDPhD83: nooooooooooooooo
LouMDPhD83: DON'T DO IT
LouMDPhD83: what about you?
LouMDPhD83: you can't do this to yourself
LouMDPhD83: noooo
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: it's called
LouMDPhD83: :-)
ckaka121025: CAMIKAZE
LouMDPhD83: HAHAHA
LouMDPhD83: i fell off of the couch

This never gets old, I swear.
pSicOpATa 2: yatta yatta
pSicOpATa 2: that is my new greetings
ckaka121025: yatta yatta to you as well
ckaka121025: may all your yatta yattas come true
pSicOpATa 2: lol
ckaka121025: oh
ckaka121025: may the yatta yatta be with you
pSicOpATa 2: haha
ckaka121025: I could totally get used to saying this
pSicOpATa 2: the Yatta Yatta is strong in this one
ckaka121025: hahaha

canasianUCLA: hail to the bus driver,
bus driver,
bus driver,
hail to the bus driver,
bus driver girl

she's speeds and she curses,
her 40 she nurses,
hail to the bus driver,
bus driver girl

(RATED PG-13 for language usage)

Jason's reaction to Yatta Yatta!
canasianUCLA: omg
canasianUCLA: i hate you
canasianUCLA: my penish just permanently shrunk 3 inches
ckaka121025: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
ckaka121025: *dances*
ckaka121025: pSicOpATa 2: so now he doesn't have a penis?
canasianUCLA: you're evil
ckaka121025: hahahahhahahaha
canasianUCLA: yeah, basically
canasianUCLA: i need an implant
ckaka121025: that sounds painful Jason
ckaka121025: but if you do it
ckaka121025: I support you all the way
canasianUCLA: well thank you. just know that i blame this all on you
ckaka121025: I'm honored.

ckaka121025: give me some of that yatta yatta
ckaka121025: it's like ginko biloba
pSicOpATa 2: yatta yatta
pSicOpATa 2: happy go lucky
ckaka121025: *dances*
pSicOpATa 2: it sounds like he says "we are the wad of dough"
pSicOpATa 2: alright i'm playing it again
pSicOpATa 2: haha you reminded me of it
pSicOpATa 2: and i hadn't listened to it today
ckaka121025: don't worry I got your back
pSicOpATa 2: thanks buddy

ckaka121025: what do you have to help her w/?
nelsobradley: haha
nelsobradley: unzipping
nelsobradley: but files not clothes
ckaka121025: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

ckaka121025: yes
LouMDPhD83: no
ckaka121025: yes
LouMDPhD83: no
ckaka121025: yes
LouMDPhD83: no
ckaka121025: yes
LouMDPhD83: no
LouMDPhD83: no
ckaka121025: da!
LouMDPhD83: no
LouMDPhD83: nein
LouMDPhD83: non
ckaka121025: oui
LouMDPhD83: nay
ckaka121025: yay
ckaka121025: si
LouMDPhD83: no

pSicOpATa 2: man what the heck happened on friday?
pSicOpATa 2: i think there's a big lipstick mark on my shirt
pSicOpATa 2: i'm confused. i have to listen to the yatta song now
pSicOpATa 2: for clarification
ckaka121025: yea seriously.
ckaka121025: you better do it before you pass out.

ckaka121025: haha good to know that you won't change much
J0HNNy W Hy: ummm
J0HNNy W Hy: i'm immune to growing old
ckaka121025: hahaha that's kinda freaky.
ckaka121025: reminds me of tuck everlasting
J0HNNy W Hy: haha
J0HNNy W Hy: it is
J0HNNy W Hy: but that's me
ckaka121025: wow. we should shun you from society
J0HNNy W Hy: dude
J0HNNy W Hy: i'll be famous
J0HNNy W Hy: u can't shun me
J0HNNy W Hy: the future picture speaks for itself
ckaka121025: true. everyone will probably want to eat you or something
ckaka121025: to get a bit of that immunity
ckaka121025: immunity to aging
J0HNNy W Hy: don't eat me!!!i
J0HNNy W Hy: I'M NOT FOOD
ckaka121025: time will tell my friend

pSicOpATa 2: i'm so glad my roommate wasn't in the room right now
ckaka121025: why?
ckaka121025: what is he like?
pSicOpATa 2: he would just think i was gay or something
ckaka121025: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
ckaka121025: you homophobes
pSicOpATa 2: i'm comfortable with my sexuality
ckaka121025: right
pSicOpATa 2: i'll put on a leaf and dance around to prove it
ckaka121025: really?
ckaka121025: in front of all of us?
pSicOpATa 2: hahaha
pSicOpATa 2: depends on how many drinks i have
ckaka121025: hahahahahhaa
ckaka121025: *makes mental note: must make Calvin drink A LOT*
pSicOpATa 2: and always carry around a big ass leaf, just in case...
ckaka121025: ah yes.

ckaka121025: I still owe you a drink
pSicOpATa 2: alright
ckaka121025: remind me
pSicOpATa 2: are you trying to make me an alky?
ckaka121025: but you already are
pSicOpATa 2: am not
ckaka121025: am too!
ckaka121025: don't lie to me, I saw your AA membership card
pSicOpATa 2: haha, damn it
pSicOpATa 2: you weren't supposed to see that
ckaka121025: I won't tell anyone
ckaka121025: :-X
pSicOpATa 2: i thought my communist party card was covering it

ckaka121025: I"ll ask you
CharlieHsieh: eww no
CharlieHsieh: ur like my sister
CharlieHsieh: gross
ckaka121025: I'm so hurt
ckaka121025: haha but ok
ckaka121025: fine I won't ask you

J0HNNy W Hy: i had the weirdest dream last nite
ckaka121025: what?
J0HNNy W Hy: i could control a level 26 black dragon
ckaka121025: LOL
J0HNNy W Hy: and i made him kill all these ppl
ckaka121025: freakish
J0HNNy W Hy: and their pokemon friends
ckaka121025: You are evil
ckaka121025: LOL
J0HNNy W Hy: but i wouldn't kill the pokemon trainer
ckaka121025: a little too much video games?
J0HNNy W Hy: i'd just kill the pokemon
ckaka121025: lol
J0HNNy W Hy: but it was real!
ckaka121025: ok ok
J0HNNy W Hy: i don't even know what level 26 means
J0HNNy W Hy: it was just level 26...
ckaka121025: maybe u'll find out one day.
J0HNNy W Hy: pychoanalyze!
ckaka121025: forget it!
ckaka121025: that's old school anyways
J0HNNy W Hy: haha
J0HNNy W Hy: OG
J0HNNy W Hy: psycho analyze!!
J0HNNy W Hy: come on psych major
ckaka121025: psychoanalysis = obsolete
J0HNNy W Hy: fine
J0HNNy W Hy: you're obselete
J0HNNy W Hy: obsolete
ckaka121025: oooh u so did not say that
ckaka121025: I will beat u w/my cane
ckaka121025: *beats Johnny w/a cane*

LouMDPhD83: i have a gay friend who aimed me on april 1st
ckaka121025: oh?
ckaka121025: what did he say
ckaka121025: 'Im straight"?
LouMDPhD83: "i got drunk last night and slept with this girl in my english program"
LouMDPhD83: and i believed him
ckaka121025: LOL
ckaka121025: hahahahhahahahahaha
LouMDPhD83: cause it sounded legit
LouMDPhD83: "so much for being gay"
ckaka121025: lol
LouMDPhD83: and then he said
ckaka121025: nice
LouMDPhD83: APRIL FOOL!
ckaka121025: hahaha I can't believe you fell for it