LvsWhatIGt (1:31:58 PM): randomest call right now
LvsWhatIGt (1:32:09 PM): "hi, i just want to know when you opened"
LvsWhatIGt (1:32:18 PM): odd
ckaka121025 (1:32:29 PM): yea, quite odd
ckaka121025 (1:32:35 PM): that was it? no other questions?
LvsWhatIGt (1:32:41 PM): ya
ckaka121025 (1:32:47 PM): weirrrrrd
LvsWhatIGt (1:32:49 PM): "thanks"
LvsWhatIGt (1:32:54 PM): *click*
ckaka121025 (1:45:32 PM): yup. weirdo.

elbandmonkey (1:18:38 PM): phi wants dinner, henry wants to go to a driving range, and you want to support an artist
ckaka121025 (1:18:43 PM): hahaha
ckaka121025 (1:18:48 PM): *shows some skin*
ckaka121025 (1:18:58 PM): aren't you so popular
elbandmonkey (1:19:03 PM): *pokes at cellulite*
ckaka121025 (1:19:27 PM): ouch my cellulite is deeply wounded

ckaka121025 (4:41:37 PM): I think it's approaching that hour when I start sharpening my butcher knife and start attacking people
ckaka121025 (4:41:53 PM): seriously though, ***** are illiterate
ckaka121025 (4:42:01 PM): they sent me the same ***** 3 times since december
ckaka121025 (4:42:15 PM): and I've told them repeatedly that I could not reach that person b/c the contact information are not correct
ckaka121025 (4:42:58 PM): my revenge plan? flood their fax machines with my hate mails
ckaka121025 (4:43:04 PM): until they get the message across
ckaka121025 (4:43:11 PM): muaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
JayRo81 (4:46:24 PM): or how about.. u flood their inboxes with hate E-mails
JayRo81 (4:46:31 PM): save trees
ckaka121025 (4:46:42 PM): oh good point. you're so environmentally friendly
ckaka121025 (4:46:44 PM): I'm so touched
JayRo81 (4:47:48 PM): we here at mondo care about what happens to our future

canasianUCLA (4:46:42 PM): oh my god
canasianUCLA (4:47:03 PM): this guy just had a baby, and he sent out this massive e-mail to everyone with the subject: "RE: A baby has been bone - Shuji"
canasianUCLA (4:47:34 PM): i responded to the whole list with: "Hey guys, I have to change the subject of this thread if it is going to continue =) Congratulations Shuji!" but everyone keeps replying to the old subject line
canasianUCLA (4:47:49 PM): i cringe when i see that line
ckaka121025 (4:47:51 PM): hahahaha
ckaka121025 (4:47:55 PM): poor traumatized baby
canasianUCLA (4:48:02 PM): haha, yeah
canasianUCLA (4:48:05 PM): asian people are funny
canasianUCLA (4:48:16 PM): this other guy sent an e-mail saying he just had a baby that awas 11" long
ckaka121025 (4:48:25 PM): hopefully, he had a son
canasianUCLA (4:48:27 PM): like, DAMN! That's one well-hung kid
ckaka121025 (4:48:35 PM): otherwise, I'd be concerned for his daughter
canasianUCLA (4:49:00 PM): i know.....!

This inflates my ego.

ckaka121025 (3:28:39 PM): oh wow another camie
ckaka121025 (3:28:47 PM): i only saw a camie *** before
ckaka121025 (3:28:50 PM): from facebook
Johnnykoi (3:28:54 PM): lol
Johnnykoi (3:29:05 PM): it is weird
ckaka121025 (3:29:12 PM): we are quite rare
Johnnykoi (3:29:17 PM): lol
ckaka121025 (3:29:24 PM): i bet camie ***'s checked my profile out too
Johnnykoi (3:29:31 PM): lol
Johnnykoi (3:29:36 PM): you should be her friend
ckaka121025 (3:29:45 PM): haha except i'm not on facebook anymore
ckaka121025 (3:29:51 PM): should have a camie club
Johnnykoi (3:30:05 PM): lol
Johnnykoi (3:30:23 PM): you could be president
ckaka121025 (3:30:43 PM): awesome, president of camie associates
Johnnykoi (3:30:50 PM): nice
ckaka121025 (3:30:57 PM): honestly though, if you go to her profile
Johnnykoi (3:31:01 PM): ok i must gt back to my bacteria
ckaka121025 (3:31:02 PM): I think I'm hotter
ckaka121025 (3:31:04 PM): ok good luck
Johnnykoi (3:31:06 PM): ttyl
ckaka121025 (3:31:09 PM): bye
Johnnykoi (3:31:10 PM): you are hotter
ckaka121025 (3:31:16 PM): yes!
ckaka121025 (3:31:18 PM): ok bye

Well aren't you so modest?!

me: I wouldn't be able to live w/a hot guy
me: lol
Jerome: haha
Jerome: whew good thing u didnt live w/ me then
Jerome: jk
me: well be flattered when I rejected you guys, I guess

How I always manage to amuse myself...by talking to myself outloud.

Daniel: it seems like a day in pompeii is part of the museum
Daniel: rather than the dead sea scrolls were
me: the entire thing
me: ah I see
Daniel: yeah
Daniel: $9
me: eh I rather see dead people than look at very very old paper
Daniel: haha
me: I'd seen dead sea scroll but I was too young to fully appreciate it
Daniel: oh
Daniel: $22
Daniel: nvm
me: forget it
Daniel: $19 for student
Daniel: haha
me: freaking expensive
me: to see dead people don't you think
me: ancient dead people immortalized by lava
me: which is an oxymoron
me: dead people... immortalized

Touche, touche.

Daniel: i think the fact that we live in misery in mira mesa
Daniel: it creates a connection
me: hahaha
me: quizas, quizas, quizas

ckaka121025 (2:53:45 PM): what's with all this persuasion
elbandmonkey (2:54:00 PM): you're young and you're not tied down
elbandmonkey (2:54:09 PM): do you want to hit on guys in new york when you're 30?
elbandmonkey (2:54:09 PM): no!
ckaka121025 (2:54:15 PM): hahaha!
elbandmonkey (2:54:18 PM): you want to hit on investment bankers when you're now!
ckaka121025 (2:54:25 PM): hahaha omg
ckaka121025 (2:54:45 PM): how sad, my patient today asked me if I had a bf
ckaka121025 (2:54:58 PM): I told him that I wasn't going to answer him and would just keep him guessing
elbandmonkey (2:55:06 PM): how young was he?
ckaka121025 (2:55:08 PM): 51
elbandmonkey (2:55:14 PM): hah!
elbandmonkey (2:55:15 PM): see
elbandmonkey (2:55:20 PM): now in new york
elbandmonkey (2:55:29 PM): you're gonna meet nice, young, ambitious wall streeters
ckaka121025 (2:55:31 PM): what are you trying to say?
elbandmonkey (2:55:33 PM): fresh out of their MBA programs
elbandmonkey (2:55:45 PM): if you hit on them when you're 30
elbandmonkey (2:55:52 PM): it'll be just as awkward
elbandmonkey (2:55:54 PM): no
elbandmonkey (2:55:59 PM): you need the crem de le creme
elbandmonkey (2:56:04 PM): go now
ckaka121025 (2:57:06 PM): you're pushier than my mom

That fine line between love and hate.
ja me sf e n G (1:06:30 PM): i h8 u
ckaka121025 (1:06:45 PM): well I love you too
ja me sf e n G (1:06:54 PM): lol

me: did you ever call my dad?
James: i think i'm going to be in a mexican film
James: i haven't called him
James: i dont think i will use him
me: whoa
James: lol
me: mexican film
James: i am rewriting the script
me: haha ah you broke my dad's heart
me: haha jk
James: what!
James: u told hiM!
me: I didn't
James: o ok
me: I was kidding
James: LOL
me: I totally forgot until you msged me