Going beyond double negatives...

ckaka121025: what?
nelsobradley: it's from brad... i was asking him if he moved out of my apartment yet
nelsobradley: Luvs2sk82002 (11:45:40 PM): in order to progress, does not one must not need to not do to regress?
ckaka121025: omg.

Berkeley people have too much time on their hands...
nelsobradley: he's been typing away
ckaka121025: hehehe
nelsobradley: he's actually talking about you now
nelsobradley: i don't know why
nelsobradley: there's no context
nelsobradley: i think it must be jeffrey
ckaka121025: about me?
ckaka121025: huh?
nelsobradley: in case you're curious
nelsobradley: Luvs2sk82002 (11:50:48 PM): i see pooh but you ckaka
ckaka121025: hahahahaha

Too much Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V ??

ckaka121025 (4:51:04 PM): is that too late?
canasianUCLA (4:51:44 PM): ill call u later
ckaka121025 (4:51:49 PM): ok
canasianUCLA (4:51:50 PM): ill call you later
ckaka121025 (4:51:52 PM): ok
canasianUCLA (4:52:02 PM): ill call you later
ckaka121025 (4:52:06 PM): ok
canasianUCLA (4:56:38 PM): ill call you later
ckaka121025 (4:57:03 PM): OK!
ckaka121025 (4:57:29 PM): do you have alzheimer's or something
canasianUCLA (4:57:38 PM): ill call you later
ckaka121025 (4:57:42 PM): omg.
canasianUCLA is idle at 4:57:51 PM.

Product of 2 cups of tea, a mind full of nonsense, and one strange sidekick

ckaka121025: don't ask me why
VYCChooker: maybe it'll be easier after u finish intro and discussion
ckaka121025: but I love writing the abstract
VYCChooker: haha
ckaka121025: yea maybe
VYCChooker: cuz it's like summary
VYCChooker: and short
ckaka121025: i love abstracts
ckaka121025: hahaha
VYCChooker: i like them too
ckaka121025: I heart it
ckaka121025: I want to marry it
VYCChooker: reading them is nice
VYCChooker: oh geeze
ckaka121025: and mother its children
VYCChooker: <3
VYCChooker: eeeek!
ckaka121025: ok jk about the last part
VYCChooker: well too bad the abstract is not a black lesbian

ckaka121025: I gotta pee
VYCChooker: k
ckaka121025: and back.
ckaka121025: Pee I did
ckaka121025: indeed
VYCChooker: i need to pee
ckaka121025: do your deed
VYCChooker: i shall with weed
VYCChooker: as i heed
ckaka121025: hee hee I heed

VYCChooker: i thought i listened to his message before bed on friday
VYCChooker: i was really tired tho
ckaka121025: hahaha oh Micki
ckaka121025: you're so funny
VYCChooker: and it was something like, "well i see this is going to be one of those things where we miss each other and stuff"
ckaka121025: this was the dream right?
ckaka121025: wow
ckaka121025: you've fallen hard
VYCChooker: "but i advise you not to call me after 5:30, i won't be feeling very romantic"
ckaka121025: for him
VYCChooker: haha
VYCChooker: "but if you want to hang out sometime, call me"
ckaka121025: that's the dream right?
VYCChooker: yeah
ckaka121025: hahaha

I'm not really sure why we were talking about this, Nelson.

nelsobradley: omg
ckaka121025: what?
nelsobradley: that's why you cut yourself
ckaka121025: eh
ckaka121025: why spend another extra couple of dollars
ckaka121025: on shaving cream
nelsobradley: i'm gonna get you some then
ckaka121025: lol
nelsobradley: i'll sleep better
ckaka121025: what if I get cancer
ckaka121025: and undergo chemotherapy
ckaka121025: and lose all my hair
ckaka121025: then it'll be a waste of money
nelsobradley: it'll not be from the shaving cream
ckaka121025: lol
ckaka121025: what do I get?
ckaka121025: a wig?
nelsobradley: umm
nelsobradley: i'll ..hmmm
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: a-ha
nelsobradley: i'll euthinasia-ize you
nelsobradley: something like that

ckaka121025: I was at the one of the foodstands on tues
ckaka121025: this lady offered me mango salsa...
ckaka121025: weirdest taste ever
pSicOpATa 2: have you ever had Newmans's pineapple salsa?
pSicOpATa 2: its good
ckaka121025: ugggh
ckaka121025: I do'nt know
ckaka121025: salsa w/fruits just seems wrong
pSicOpATa 2: so do interracial gay marriages
pSicOpATa 2: but in the end they are good
pSicOpATa 2: do you see the similarities here?
ckaka121025: omg.
pSicOpATa 2: haha, i'm soo tired
pSicOpATa 2: i'm talking so crazy
ckaka121025: fine you do have a point.
pSicOpATa 2: see
ckaka121025: damn it.
ckaka121025: I can't argue against it.
pSicOpATa 2: i know how the world works
ckaka121025: well at least I gave it a try
ckaka121025: and it's not my thing
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: mango salsa at least
ckaka121025: I'm not sure I'll ever get to try
ckaka121025: interracial gay marriage
pSicOpATa 2: i'll find a nice butch black girl for ya
ckaka121025: but I want to be the butch
ckaka121025: I also want to be the top

Johnny is going to have a long painful death next time I see him.

J0HNNy W Hy: u can be Darth Camie
ckaka121025: no thanks.
ckaka121025: i'm your FATHER
ckaka121025: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
J0HNNy W Hy: eww
J0HNNy W Hy: you are not!
ckaka121025: of course not
J0HNNy W Hy: that's not what my profile says
J0HNNy W Hy: HAHA

ckaka121025: but that was my favorite scene
J0HNNy W Hy: ok bye
ckaka121025: omg i hate you
J0HNNy W Hy signed off at 1:46:24 AM.

ckaka121025: eh I'll think of a way.
pSicOpATa 2: you will find a way
ckaka121025: yatta yatta
ckaka121025: if there's a will
ckaka121025: there's a way
pSicOpATa 2: for you are camie - defender of sun god
ckaka121025: bow down to me
pSicOpATa 2: *bow*
pSicOpATa 2: all hail, camie!
ckaka121025: CAMIE!
ckaka121025: yatta!
pSicOpATa 2: all yatta, camie!

J0HNNy W Hy: *pat pat*
J0HNNy W Hy: it's ok
ckaka121025: haha
ckaka121025: geez
J0HNNy W Hy: we all go bald one day
ckaka121025: LOL
ckaka121025: i hate you
J0HNNy W Hy: haha
J0HNNy W Hy: but why!
ckaka121025: i hate you
ckaka121025: don't jinx my hairline
J0HNNy W Hy: haha i'll knock on wood
J0HNNy W Hy: and plastic
ckaka121025: lol

LouMDPhD83: i hate motherfucking bills
ckaka121025: word.
LouMDPhD83: fuck fuck fuck fuck
ckaka121025: nod nod nod nod
LouMDPhD83: buttfuck buttfuck buttfuck buttfuck buttfuck
ckaka121025: hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
LouMDPhD83: blowjob blowjob blowjob blowjob blowjob blowjob
ckaka121025: are you trying to make it on my hall of fame?
LouMDPhD83: haha
LouMDPhD83: hmm
LouMDPhD83: do do do do do
ckaka121025: it it it it it
ckaka121025: will do.
LouMDPhD83: oh shit
LouMDPhD83: haha
LouMDPhD83: that's gonna get a lot of perplexed readers
ckaka121025: yup.
ckaka121025: *beams*

canasianUCLA: *poke*
ckaka121025: *poke*
canasianUCLA: *poke* *poke*
ckaka121025: *poke* *poke*
canasianUCLA: *poke* *poke* *poke*
ckaka121025: *poke* *poke* *poke* x infinity
canasianUCLA: *poke* *poke* *poke* x infinity + 1
ckaka121025: *poke* *poke* *poke* x infinity + 1 + 1
canasianUCLA: damn it! well i'm beat. there's nothing bigger than times infinity + 1 + 1
ckaka121025: yea I know!

The Yatta Yatta Effect is a lot stronger than I'd envisioned.

LouMDPhD83: ahhh can't
LouMDPhD83: get picture
LouMDPhD83: out
LouMDPhD83: of my
LouMDPhD83: head
ckaka121025: yatta yatta yatta!
LouMDPhD83: noooooooooo
ckaka121025: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees