ckaka121025 (3:52:38 PM): I have yet to visit this ghetto asian pool hall on convoy
canasianUCLA (3:52:45 PM): CAMIE! SERIOUSLY!?
canasianUCLA (3:52:47 PM): omg
canasianUCLA (3:52:59 PM): youre so missing out...
canasianUCLA (3:53:08 PM): megatron loved it
ckaka121025 (3:53:13 PM): I can picture a bunch of skinny asian men clad in white wifebeaters, lit cigarette in their mouths, and baggy pants
canasianUCLA (3:53:28 PM): hm....yeah maybe you don't need to go
canasianUCLA (3:53:35 PM): you summed up the whole thing with that one sentence
ckaka121025 (3:53:37 PM): hmm seems like my kind of men
ckaka121025 (3:53:44 PM): haha
ckaka121025 (3:53:49 PM): did I really sum up this place?
ckaka121025 (3:54:02 PM): maybe I can find work there

me: you got numbers [from the ladies at the party]?
jonchan726@gmail.com: no
me: oh. -disappointed-
jonchan726@gmail.com: sorry
me: :(
jonchan726@gmail.com: i creeped myself out
me: you have failed me
jonchan726@gmail.com: they were in college still
me: oh yea
jonchan726@gmail.com: i didn't want to be that guy
me: don't touch them; haha
me: no i think you're still in the safe zone
me: besides, you got money
me: so ... they might've been interested
jonchan726@gmail.com: hahaha
me: though, for monetary use
jonchan726@gmail.com: really?
me: it's not like we exited college that long ago
jonchan726@gmail.com: i don't think they're that kind of girl...
jonchan726@gmail.com: hahaha
me: though, for monetary use
jonchan726@gmail.com: really?
me: it's not like we exited college that long ago
jonchan726@gmail.com: i don't think they're that kind of girl...
me: haha
me: what, were they like puppy loving, tree-hugging, yoga-doing, volunteering vegans?
me: that walk barefoot
me: and donate their portions of time to environmental clubs and charities?
jonchan726@gmail.com: haha
jonchan726@gmail.com: yes
jonchan726@gmail.com:precisely
jonchan726@gmail.com: how did you know?

Outside Nunu's Cocktail Bar...

crazy woman: Do you guys have any cigarettes?
me & bouncer: Nope.
crazy woman: You guys are a bunch of losers! You guys are all going to hell!

Taboo Tales

Word: dungeon
me: Umm, er, this is... no can't say that
rest: ???
me: Um, people play with this, wait forget about that
me: Ok, this is what I used to call my office
Denise: dungeon!

Word: geisha
Christine: *screams at the top of her lungs* ASIANSLUTASIANSLUTASIANSLUTASIANSLUT... *breathes* ASIANSLUT!
me: Oh! Geisha.

Word: plastered
Johnny: This is what Camie does...
Christine: Get wasted!
rest: Get drunk!
Johnny: Keep going...
Loi: Plastered.

Qin: under the...
Johnny: sea
Qin: no, under the...
Johnny: sea
Qin: umm no no, under the...
Johnny: sea!

Word: jerk
Kat: Jake is a _____
me: asshole, jerk, douchebag...